Polyamory Was Invented In 1969 By Kirk, Spock, And Mccoy, And Their Only True Successors Are The Leverage

a meme

bonus:

Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."

don’t you just hate it when you’re looking up a character you love and all of a sudden google autofills “death” after their name? how about all those people that don’t tag their posts as spoilers? what about when you’re looking for good fics on a series you haven’t yet finished and are suddenly assaulted by “no beta we die like charlie bradbury”

i would like to propose a solution. let’s all collectively start googling “death” for characters that never died. let’s gaslight google into thinking percy jackson got hit by a bus. lets tag our fanfiction “alec hardison you live on in my heart.” let’s call our cousins and cry about shawn spencer’s tragic passing for forty minutes. let’s make posts about how mad at marvel we are for blowing up miles morales. let’s complain about how pointless and ridiculous it was for samantha carter to just randomly die in an explosion.

let’s confuse everyone so much that no one will ever know whether kaylee frye drowned in quicksand or whether ron weasley got tuberculosis or if luke strangled leia or molly hooper was burned alive or whether foggy nelson got shot in front of a bar

Everyday I think about how easy it would have been for Stargate SG1 to make a cheap drama grab love triangle between Sam, Jack, and Daniel and everyday I am so very fucking grateful that they didn't

Shawn: What a nice late night drive

Gus: Shawn. We are in an ambulance. It is 3:14 am. We are here because you drank a bottle of soap and ate a quarter. This is not a nice late night drive, this might be your last drive.

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

Some of Shawn Spencer's old jobs

Apparently the USA website had a game concerning Shawn's resume. Here's the list that game revealed (Gotten here but thought I'd repost on Tumblr)

Obviously, the timeline has gotten a bit screwy in places (The first job is a bit sus: San Pedro is 3 hours from SB, bit far since should have still been in high school) as the show went on but we're missing half of his jobs so...

Lifeguard, San Pedro, CA (1994-1995)

Desk Clerk at Hampton Inn, Austin, TX (1995-1996)

Construction of Mardi Gras Parade Floats, Algiers, LA (1997-1998)

Water Ski Instructor, Silverton, CO (1998-1999)

Constituent Relations, El Paso, TX (1999)

Concession Vendor at Turner Field, Atlanta, GA (July 9-12, 2000)

Mystery Shopper, Santa Barbara (2000-2001)

Concessions Vendor at Safeco Field, Seattle, WA (July 8-12, 2001)

Driver, Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile, Madison, WI (2001-2002)

Concession Vendor at Miller Park, Milwaukee, AI (July 8-11, 2002)

Tour Guide at Graceland, Memphis, TN (2002)

Christmas Light Hanger, Santa Barbara, CA (2002)

Event Planner, Santa Barbara, CA (2003)

Concessions Vendor at Cellular Field, Chicago, IL (July 12-16, 2003)

Raft Guide, San Jose, Costa Rica (2003-2004)

Concessions Vendor at Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX (July 11-16, 2004)

Customer Service for Ben and Jerry's, Burlington, VT (2004)

Foot and Ankle model, Seattle, WA (2005)

Concessions Vendor at Comerica Park, Detroit, MI (July 10-15, 2005)

English Teacher, Kho Samui Thailand (2005)

Assistant Chair for Yacht Racing, Newport Beach, CA (2006)

Psych (2006)

We're not told when he worked in a candy store or at an acupuncture clinic or when he went to Argentina

New mood just dropped: Gus standing uncomfortably in the background while Shawn and Lassiter… manhandle each other?

Incorrect Leverage quotes [7/?]

i screamed loudly inside the theater

are we still going insane about thunderbolts bc I don’t wanna seem crazy