I Screamed Loudly Inside The Theater

Henry: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?

Shawn: Dad, you've met my friends. Gus wouldn't set foot near a bridge without a parachute, Jules has too much of a will to live and Lassie would push me off before I got a chance to jump.

I want to implant Shawn and Gus into every media I watch they just have that immense power to seamlessly fit in and inevitably elevate whatever is going on. it literally wouldn't matter it could be a post-apocalyptic wasteland and Shawn would still show up at the survivor camp wearing shades drinking from a pineapple like "wow this place is sadder than Gus's dating life in high school" and Gus would be all "the water here isn't even being boiled properly Shawn. I'm not staying at this camp I will not be getting dysentery I'm already fighting my sciatica flare-up" and all the people at the camp would be like "what the actual fuck" as Shawn and Gus walk off bickering into the distance and disappear

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Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."

They really put the ha into hanging on by a thread

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There’s a fun game that team red like to play called suit roulette were they each traded suits for a week and have to fight the others villains.

Spider-Man’s villains are all highly concerned and keep asking if he’s ok cause Matt just isn’t talking at all and they are used to banter

Peter has managed to make friends with a bunch of Deadpool’s villains after chatting with them and promising not to kill them if they stopped being ‘bad guys’ because it’s ‘just not cool anymore’

And Daredevils villains are just all ducking confused at why the hell he’s not even fighting back (Wade is literally just standing there letting them stab and shoot him whilst chatting about his life- he’s using them as free therapy)

They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

Shawn: What a nice late night drive

Gus: Shawn. We are in an ambulance. It is 3:14 am. We are here because you drank a bottle of soap and ate a quarter. This is not a nice late night drive, this might be your last drive.

Shawn: I am beginning to think we made a mistake.

Gus: What gave it away? The guards, the sirens?

Gus: or oh, I don't know, THE gunshots?