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Vick: Just tell me what happened.

Gus: Shawn stole my thesaurus!

Shawn: He peddles falsehoods.

Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."

Sci-fi shows, but really out of context:

Farscape

Stargate SG-1

Agents of SHIELD

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Battlestar Galactica

The X-Files

The Expanse

Fringe

Lost

Firefly

Shawn: Okay, maybe I messed that up

Henry: Uh, yeah, that’s apparent

Shawn: Actually, you’re a parent

Henry:

Shawn: Mine, specifically

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

I love this clip so much. Lassie just knows. Immediately what Shawn is about to do. It’s like when a dog has something in its mouth and is tryna sneak past u w it but it’s so obvious. Or when u have to tell a cat not to push a vase off the counter top

not me buying a House MD boxed set of DvDs and then realizing i don’t have a DvD player

i screamed loudly inside the theater

are we still going insane about thunderbolts bc I don’t wanna seem crazy

The horses in his brain are not ok