The Horses In His Brain Are Not Ok

Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."

Stereotypical New Yorker Peter Parker has my entire heart ESPECIALLY if Tony is clueless

The two are strolling the city for a day and Peter’s chatting happily away before suddenly SLAMMING INTO TONY to push him out of the road, flipping off a rouge taxi, full “I’M WALKIN’ HERE” and everything. Meanwhile, Tony’s just losing it like “WHEN TF DID YOU GET AN ACCENT??”

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑‍⚖️)

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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!

Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*

Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*

Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?

Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it

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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?

Lassiter: ‘scalding’

Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’

Shawn: ‘Shawn’

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*during season 1 episode 12*

Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit

Chief Vick: Why are you four drenched in blood?!?!

Shawn: Um, Gus had a nosebleed?

Lassiter: Don’t worry. It’s not ours…

Chief Vick:

Chief Vick: Do you have any idea how much paperwork I’m going to have to do now?

Juliet: They’re just being dramatic, Chief. It’s not blood.

Gus: Shawn ran into a shelf while we were investigating a paint store.

Hardison: Don’t worry. We’ll watch your back.

Client: Oh yeah? Who watches yours?

Parker: *smiles*

Eliot: *appearing out of the shadows*

Eliot: *hair flip*

Eliot: *looks really cool*

Eliot: *another hair flip*

Eliot: That… would be me.

I just think this post is very them

shawn & gus as patients of the week in ppth. house &shawn are having a deductive-reasoning-off & gus & foreman & chase are just watching each other & gus is doing his little thing where he tries to look very dignified but he was just intrduced as DJ Sizzl in m'Gutz (3 z's)

Flight Attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure!

Hardison: *grabs Eliot next to him and holds him tightly against his chest*

Hardison: Do you feel secure?

Eliot: I will hit you.

Everyday I think about how easy it would have been for Stargate SG1 to make a cheap drama grab love triangle between Sam, Jack, and Daniel and everyday I am so very fucking grateful that they didn't

inspiration from here [x]