Chief Vick: Why Are You Four Drenched In Blood?!?!

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑‍⚖️)

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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!

Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*

Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*

Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?

Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it

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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?

Lassiter: ‘scalding’

Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’

Shawn: ‘Shawn’

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*during season 1 episode 12*

Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit

Shawn: I sense… I feel… There’s something sinister and dark brewing nearby…

Gus: Shawn, that’s a coffee maker.

bugs when u lift up a rock

They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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Shawn: I am beginning to think we made a mistake.

Gus: What gave it away? The guards, the sirens?

Gus: or oh, I don't know, THE gunshots?

Okay! You got me! I cheated! It’s shameful, but at least it’s honest work.

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saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character

not me buying a House MD boxed set of DvDs and then realizing i don’t have a DvD player

I love this clip so much. Lassie just knows. Immediately what Shawn is about to do. It’s like when a dog has something in its mouth and is tryna sneak past u w it but it’s so obvious. Or when u have to tell a cat not to push a vase off the counter top

SG-1 at the Zoo:

Sam: *Reading a map* If we just follow-

Jack: *Bribing a zookeeper to let him pet a tiger*

Daniel: *Accidentally leading a group tour because he started talking*

Teal'c: *Being stalked by a very aggressive goose*

Cam: *Feeding an animal he 100% was not supposed to feed*

Vala: *Already climbing into the penguin exhibit*

Sam: WHERE DID YOU ALL GO?