Don’t You Just Hate It When You’re Looking Up A Character You Love And All Of A Sudden Google Autofills

i screamed loudly inside the theater

are we still going insane about thunderbolts bc I don’t wanna seem crazy

here are my favorite real things that happen on person of interest

the ai is lesbian coded

the main guy reese is widely known as "the kneecap guy" because he shoots people's kneecaps out

the other main guy finch lives in a library. reese at one point gives him a dog. the dog eats books. reese is aware of this when he gifts the dog

they kidnap a baby and then have to raise it for an episode

reese gets two cops who are partners to do things for him but refuses to tell each one about the other person, so joss (played by taraji p henson) and fusco (this is actually his name) spend an entire season going "john I think they're onto me. I think they suspect i'm working for you." and he just goes "don't worry about it". he does this entirely to fuck with them

the show's evil hot lesbian villain root threatens to torture the show's bisexual sociopath shaw with an iron. it is their meetcute

at one point the dog in question is being used to threaten reese’s life. so they adopt it. fusco has a ball gag on during this scene

the dog eats a first edition isaac asimov

the cia and the fbi have a turf war

the cia and fbi both completely fail to capture this one dude, whose name and face they know, for two years

some fucking guy spends an entire season trying to take down the mafia while fucking with the duo and then when he goes to jail one of them just straight up plays chess with him weekly

the aforementioned evil hot lesbian root tries to kidnap and almost kills finch in the first episode they meet. she becomes a main character

shaw and root steal reese's grenade launcher

reese's backstory is that he straight up killed a man for domestically abusing his ex

one of them gets drugged on ecstacy and dances to a microwave about to explode

they live in a subway basement for a year

the creator of the lesbian coded ai has entirely bird aliases

SGA + text posts pt 6

The woe of being into old shows that have since gotten a TV show or movie reboot so all I see when I look it up is the reboot 😔

Stereotypical New Yorker Peter Parker has my entire heart ESPECIALLY if Tony is clueless

The two are strolling the city for a day and Peter’s chatting happily away before suddenly SLAMMING INTO TONY to push him out of the road, flipping off a rouge taxi, full “I’M WALKIN’ HERE” and everything. Meanwhile, Tony’s just losing it like “WHEN TF DID YOU GET AN ACCENT??”

Therapy not working. Need to kill someone.

carlton lassiter definitely has a sign at his house that says “trespassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again.”

it is also specifically addressed to a certain psychic detective who keeps showing up uninvited, bearing gifts of pineapples, despite the increasingly growing number of signs which don’t seem to do anything.

inspiration from here [x]

The whole way through 2x11 There’s Something About Mira, I kept hearing Mira as Mirror and it spawned this disaster of a pickup line.

Gus: (sees Mira)

Gus: Are you starting with the Man In The Mira? Because I am so into you…

Shawn: Dude. You literally just divorced.

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.