Santa Barbara's Insanest Polycule

They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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Leverage 4x17- "The Radio Job"

they’re at the same crime scene

polyamory was invented in 1969 by kirk, spock, and mccoy, and their only true successors are the leverage ot3 and whatever the fuck psych had going on

Hardison: Don’t worry. We’ll watch your back.

Client: Oh yeah? Who watches yours?

Parker: *smiles*

Eliot: *appearing out of the shadows*

Eliot: *hair flip*

Eliot: *looks really cool*

Eliot: *another hair flip*

Eliot: That… would be me.

shawn & gus as patients of the week in ppth. house &shawn are having a deductive-reasoning-off & gus & foreman & chase are just watching each other & gus is doing his little thing where he tries to look very dignified but he was just intrduced as DJ Sizzl in m'Gutz (3 z's)

The whole way through 2x11 There’s Something About Mira, I kept hearing Mira as Mirror and it spawned this disaster of a pickup line.

Gus: (sees Mira)

Gus: Are you starting with the Man In The Mira? Because I am so into you…

Shawn: Dude. You literally just divorced.

Therapy not working. Need to kill someone.

The woe of being into old shows that have since gotten a TV show or movie reboot so all I see when I look it up is the reboot 😔

Chief Vick: Why are you four drenched in blood?!?!

Shawn: Um, Gus had a nosebleed?

Lassiter: Don’t worry. It’s not ours…

Chief Vick:

Chief Vick: Do you have any idea how much paperwork I’m going to have to do now?

Juliet: They’re just being dramatic, Chief. It’s not blood.

Gus: Shawn ran into a shelf while we were investigating a paint store.