Can I... Can I Kiss Engineer On The Cheek?

taking matters into my own hands because i am so so tired of ppl making him say Mon dieu when we never say that and even less in the 60s when france was super catholic

Everytime I see sniperspy, it's usually opposite teams, which is lovely but I also believe in same team sniperspy, because of this match I had while playing Sniper on Thunder Mountain. I was using the bullshit countries away sightline by the BLU spawn on the first stage, the one on the rocks. I can't see shit but I feel like every sniper needs to use a bullshit spot at least once in their life so I'm sticking to it. Though I can't hit shit. Anyway I hear a spy decloak behind me and I turn, ready to throw hands.

But the only spy there is my team's, and he's busy running to the fight. I feel like he glances at me a bit, but he's gone before I can think about it.

I feel silly but I figure he's just testing his cloak, because I don't hallucinate decloaks, not yet anyway. A few minutes later, and there it is again. Someone decloaks behind me. This time I turn and there is my spy, but he's acting very suspicious. Has a mask on and everything. I run over to rip him up, and he starts dancing around, dodging me and feinting. We're jumping around for at least a minute before I run right into and through him.

It's my fucking spy. I've been juggling around for the past minute with my own spy.

He realizes the jig is up and he looks at me for a long moment, probably laughing at me behind his impassive face, before he's running off to fight again.

I go back to sniping, feeling horribly embarrassed. I move around and eventually get caught by a scout. After coming out of spawn, I go to stand on the rocks again to check things out. Can you guess what happens next?

I hear a decloak behind me and I'm sure this time this is the enemy spy. It has to be. No way my spy would still be screwing with me this deep into the match. I turn, and yep, there's a spy, wearing a mask and everything. Knife at the ready, I take a few steps forward.. before I just stop.

I stare at this spy. He stares at me. I look at him for a looong moment before I grab my rifle back and turn around. He comes up to my side and I tense, because shit maybe it is actually the enemy spy, but the stab he hits to my side bounces right off.

My team's spy looks at me, opens up VC and chuckles, before telling me in this smooth, soft little voice, "Sniper you should move up. You're not gonna hit anybody from here."

And he runs off again. Bastard.

*slaps roof of heavy*

ignore the fact that this is illegible chickenscratch and that's all it will ever be

the events leading up to this mess???? they were goofing off ok

medic's glasses are MIA if you're wondering i dont know where they went either

obsessed with the song from the last post so i went and made a damn animatic for it. runo and raziel, everypony!

click the thing for my favorite frames

thanks for watchin :3

Oh my gosh I absolutely love how this fella looks-

I might be imagining this, but aren't poisonous animals in nature like- super bright and colorful?

Is Saxton Hale just straight up poisonous or is he just- watermelon-

If Australium exists in this universe, then is Australium toxic and poisonous to non-Australian dragons? Is the Australium why Saxton is so brightly colored?

Not to rush you on doing anything- but Saxton Hale as a dragon would be amazing! (And if i may suggest, maybe keep his hat as part of the design because dragons with hats are my weakness)

I may have gone a bit wild with this one

Ta daaaaaa

Engie!!

suddenly had some Idea about TF2 robot and needed to sketch it out