I Wish I Could Have A Cat, Even Though My Family Has Serious Allergies To Them. They’re Just Little

Funnily enough I got a wolf, which just so happens to be my favorite real animal

You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

@ironcastva yo this you when you talk to fey creatures? This feels like something you’d pull

"Your parents named you IRON?" Shouted the fey, while screaming in pain. "yes they did."

Me when my friend says they finished writing another chapter of their book but I can’t read it yet

Having friends who have discounts at good food places is so nice lol. I just met this person, who calls me a friend almost immediately, and takes me and two others to Chick-fil-a. I have no idea what I’m gonna do to repay this, but you can bet your soul I’ll find something.

Moving to college is weird. I’m not sure I like it yet

Quite accurate

The autistic experience is wanting to be an artist, a writer, a baker, an animator, a mother, somebodies wife, be totally independent, have a large friend group, only have one friend, move away and never speak to anyone ever again, never leave home, collect stuffed animals, heal your inner child, be a grown up, stay young at heart, get a job but not something you aren’t passionate about, eat safe foods, hate your safe foods because you’ve eaten them too much, scream and cry about how you feel like no one understands and you don’t fit in, love being different and not fitting in and not being able to do any of it because the seam of your sock isn’t sitting correctly.

(My bad lol I was going for a lack of tact because people don’t know how to communicate properly sometimes. I’ll make my next one more lighthearted frfr)

"Actually… i think i fell in love with you…"

"Damn man, i wish i could help you out fr. Goodluck on your problem tho"

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

Have some choccy milk. You deserve it!

I’ll make an entire dedicated blog post about it just for you my mysterious tumblr mutual. It probably won’t be until after Christmas but it’ll happen this week for sure. Probably.

"Have you been avoiding me?"

"What?! Me? Nah… it's not like i, uh, caught feeling for you and now I'm having literally the worst existential crisis ever" starts hyperventilating "what reason could i possibly have to avoid YoU" chuckles awkwardly while trying to catch his breath