Y’all, I Said I Was Gonna Learn The Perfect Pokerap And Im Getting Through It. I Have Most Of It Subconciously

BRIAN’S LEAVING POLYGON?

holy shit turns out my childhood stuffed mouse was like secretly a fantastic stim toy...

its now in my hand and its so fucking nice to hold im love her

“I bore this burden. For you.”

Editing Unraveled episodes to look like different types of media: “I read all 337 books in Skyrim so that you don’t have to” as a found footage horror tape.

i can’t fucking believe these people, Brian and Karen wrote an entire star wars x fast and the furious fanfic in a week and made it available for free here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1i65HgZBjKXt3fhIpO8ZeYQBMrNxoWHoV/view

no thoughts head silo

pat hill

(i blame @funkybeyondbelief for this bullshittery)

sometimes family isn’t two kids and a mom and a dad.

sometimes family is one (1) boy detective, the grim reaper who secretly is a massive dork, a cynical elf wizard who pretends he’s not soft for his whole family, a functional 30 year old man, the 30 year old’s dog army, an elderly beach-living dwarf who runs a summer camp, the beach dwarf’s son and daughter, a gnome pilot, a distressed and exhausted leader of a nonprofit on the moon, a grim reaper who wears blue jeans, his grim reaper wife with a penchant for fire spells, a dragonborn rogue who likes doing flips, her half orc wife who likes doing flips, the actual goddess of death, the actual goddess of fate, a random dude who worked on the moon and fired the 30 year old and the beach dwarf and the elf wizard out of a cannon, and two to three cats owned by the grim reaper dork and the elf wizard.

sometimes garfield shows up.

The chat complained when Brian censored some of the boobage in Hades. And then made fun of him when he dropped an f-bomb literally 5 seconds after saying he wanted to keep the stream family-friendly. [x]