Dapper Dasha - Blog Posts

if i may be so bold as to add commentary outside of tags-

vang0’s sweater was supposed to feature him holding up his hand symbol. it closer resembles... a fleshy blob with a mustache, but if anyone asks him, it’s “modern art. you-you wouldn’t understand” and accompanied almost every time by a scoff.

dasha’s was, in theory, going to be her pistols. instead it just has a big square of yellow yarn in the middle. she tells burger it looks just like them, and awkwardly slots them together to form a vaguely rectangular shape. he’s thrilled by this.

(they team up to make him a sweater; dasha acquires the supplies and vang0 learns to knit in order to make it. it is an equally unrecognizable mismash of colors that they explain sheepishly was supposed to be-

“a burger!” burger chainz exclaims, and hugs it tight to his chest. to this day dasha still has no fucking clue how he managed to figure it out.)

lately I have been thinking of a bunch of different characters crocheting because haha I do that

and now I am thinking about Burger Chainz making Dasha and Vang0 sweaters that look... kinda bad

but they both wear them anyways because Burger made them so they have to and they can’t let BURGER know they’re not actually that good, it’ll make him sad

PCPR gang as troubled birds

Dasha:

Vang0:

Burger Chainz:

tfw you realize both of your boyfriends are complete himbos who do not realize the consequences of their batshit theoretical actions

someone commented that the image of vang0’s crisis on the highway would make a good poster.

i agreed.

(2 hours, ibispaint x, my iphone and a finger.)

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 4 of 4)

straight friend groups: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups: *amnesiac twitch streamer* *farmboy with a cool van* *winona ryder super fan* *keanu reeves' ghost*

a celebratory art

CYBERPUNK CYBERPUNK CYBERPUNK CYBERPUNK CYBERPUNK CUHBERPUNK CYYBPERHUNK CYPBERNK PUNCEKRBKJ PUCEHDHEJKFHKBHV DKJVS CYBERPUNK FUCKINBG REDDDDDDDDD

mike’s “i have trouble with the brake and the gas at the same time so he just sits on my lap and he does those for me and i steer” lemonade