Polygon Overboard - Blog Posts

Okay but unironically “can’t flush no hands” is the best phrase ever and I can’t believe it came from a quiplash scenario about escaping prison as a snake

I’ve been sitting on this meme idea for like a day now

8 MONTH OLD CALLBACK

Jenna calling Pat out by saying which answer was his in round 1, question 1 is the biggest power play ever

best of polygon overboard 10-11-2020

- rodeo clowns (and its back-and-forth editing everyone say thank you clayton)

- “several people are typing...”

- sexiest kitchen appliance: the air frier

- pat and simone having 0 points after a full round

- “hey”

- “iowa (sorry to get political)”

- brian’s self-callout with the “many novelty instruments that he won’t learn”

- brian saying he wants aliens to “get [the chicago bean] out of [his] sight”

- brian saying “bennie franklin”

- brian in general this overboard tbh

- turn into snake

- get into toilet

- cant flush no hands

- “What the fuck is a crockery, dude?”

- simone taking a picture of the screen on “What movie never fails to make Simone laugh?”

- jennas logic puzzle loophole

- brian and pat both answering the exact same way for “get into gundams”

- clayton writing fanfic in grade school

- the entirety of brian’s boomerang bit

- but especially brian’s SOUND EFFECT for getting hit with a boomerang

(add on please)

“are astronauts….human?” SIMONE????????

Polygon fans reblog and tag your comfort video

Mine’s One Night Ultimate Werewolf and not technically Polygon but Brian’s Buy My Bed video

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 4 of 4)

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 3 of 4)

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 2 of 4)

Hey I hit 1500 followers so here’s a bunch of cyberpunk gifs (Part 1 of 4)

I text my friends about Polygon an awful lot.

can i galaxy brain for a moment?

my theory is that simone serves the literary purpose of the everyman, like watson in sherlock holmes or nick carraway in the great gatsby. she is the vessel by which the viewer relates to and understands the world, ie the events of each episode of overboard. this is further evidenced when she references the memes that the audience would immediately draw associations to, or laugh incredibly loudly at goofs. that’s why she’s the only one who catches on to being gaslighted by brian in werewolf (though she is quickly convinced afterwards) and she begins to graffiti the stars in cosmic encounter when the viewer too begins to be confused by the events that occur. 

mike’s “i have trouble with the brake and the gas at the same time so he just sits on my lap and he does those for me and i steer” lemonade

Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:

“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley

“We will have peace when your people are dead.”  - Patrick “then Perish” Gill

“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort

“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill

“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill

“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.”  - Simone de Rochefort

“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert

“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort

I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.

nothing and I mean nothing - will ever be more powerful than clayton saying “I’m the masochist”

i do NOT have enough braincells to understand the rules of the game in the new polygon overboard, but goddamn if i don’t love watchin those funky polygon friends argue about the rules on a zoom call

brian and clayton’s pictures during overboard ep 20

source: Polygon, Overboard - Let’s play SECRET HITLER

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