I Text My Friends About Polygon An Awful Lot.

me, suffering after eating indian food: im a disgrace of an asian, i have the spice tolerance of a white person

my younger sister: like bdg!

me: dont assign me kin with bdg. anyway, he has a korean girlfriend, so maybe that ups his spice tolerance

my younger sister: ….you have a korean girlfriend

me: i SAID DONT ASSIGN ME KIN WITH BDG

it’s actually pretty easy,

being nice to a bitter boy like him.

so i got myself a citrus friend.

“these names are meaningful in a way that a given name cannot be because these are determined by your being. you are no longer defined by a name that was given to you as a child. you are free to manifest your own true nature with a name you create” is one of the most genuinely touching things ive ever heard as a trans person and im struggling to accept that it came from a polygon shitpost video about an 11-page hideo kojima name generator

polygon, what does soon mean. what do you mean by soon, polygon

[taps mic] [clears voice] uhm. p- pat gill. can get it

THAT SECOND LINE IS KILLING ME. I KEEP TRYING TO SAY SLURPLUFF. GUHHHH

wow i love the wonderland elves

WHITE PEOPLE REBLOG THIS ONE:

when you are in public with your black friend/friends DO NOT make jokes, or loud jokes about crime. do not yell at people when you are walking down the street, do not make jokes about robbing or stealing. YOU might be able to make those jokes by yourself, but when you are in presence of a black person, the effects can be DIRE.  

one horrible drawing before i sleep