*high spams the uno button and is instantly sent to the shadow realm*
I made a spicy meme for you all
me, suffering after eating indian food: im a disgrace of an asian, i have the spice tolerance of a white person
my younger sister: like bdg!
me: dont assign me kin with bdg. anyway, he has a korean girlfriend, so maybe that ups his spice tolerance
my younger sister: ….you have a korean girlfriend
me: i SAID DONT ASSIGN ME KIN WITH BDG
Sometimes I get deeply into polygon videos explaining video game mechanics, since I’m studying game design and all, and by the end I’m just trying to digest what I just learned so I can try to implement it into my own work in future, and then clayton just hits me w that “it’s fortnite” and it’s an insta-kill. I’m dead and in hell now and it’s clayton ashley’s fault
is there famous hocky polayor
Oh yeah akdhajdgahksh just remembering when Brian and Jonah hosted a livestream on the night of the 2016 US election and were like “Thanks for tuning in! Can’t imagine there’s anything more important going on 🙃🙃🙃🙃”
Also @ Polygon solo Josh video when
Italian Stallion: what are your pronouns?
Vang0: what’s a pronoun
Italian Stallion: indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity
Vang0: stop swearing at me
Italian Stallion: can i refer to you as they/them?
Vang0: but my name is Vang0
Italian Stallion, to Burger: what are the blonde one’s pronouns?
Burger: oh, we use he/him for him, he doesn’t really care though
Every character from The Adventure Zone: Amnesty is trans and plays Minecraft!
jenna stoeber makes me at least 60% gayer every time i look at her
Please like/reblog this so I can follow you! I know are there are not 1000s of us but I think I follow around two blogs based on polygon and I want to follow more! (if you post polygon and memes or polygon and mcelroy stuff (you know non monster factory, jackbox, griffin’s amiibo corner stuff) other things like that I still wanna follow you!!
started writing for the first time in ≥ a year and... it’s a lot. i like it. but it’s a lot. it’s for a big bang so it has to be over 3k so im struggling a little bit on that end but. oop
FIRST PODFIC BABEY i talk waaaay too fast but it’s like 5 minutes long and it’s of @thebutterflymafia‘s incredible fic so check it out? (also first podfic in the fandom ????)
the only reliable news source these days
UHHH CONFIRMED SILO VINYL???
i wanted some unraveled quote stickers for my laptop so i made some simple stickers using canva
that dorian smiles dude from bdg’s new video seems like a nice guy!!!!
he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing he helped brian earn 20k a month by working from home and being his own boss but thats not even the wildest thing
so... the new bdg video
So Brian David Gilbert has been streaming Hades while biking, so I thought of a great and eco-friendly boon Hermes could grant Zagreus.
can i offer you a cat in these trying times
Polygon person streaming on twitch: H-
Me, prepping to talk to the same 10 people who are always in chat about whatever the fuck:
I’m so sad about Charlie :(
Me too. I'm sadder than I should be over a kitty I never met, but I'm especially weak to old cats.
Rare baby pic of Saint Charles Gill and another of the old man in repose.
Exercise stream slash shampoo commercial
him and burger are like opposites bc generally burger is such a himbo he is very good with people but not at all intelligent and vang0 is super good at computers and has a high intelligence but just cant understand other people
if people do not start tagging things properly so i can forcibly remove them from my feed
i am going to yell
(from Pat’s Twitch page)
This is Charles. If you’re a regular, you probably saw him hanging out in the background or bumping into the microphone. Earlier this summer, he passed away at the age of 16. We love him, we miss him and we will always remember him.
Here are some ways to honor Charles
Adopt, don’t shop. Charles was already an old man when I got him, and he was the best.
Don’t be afraid of using the Charles emotes. We like to see his face.
(the photo on Pat’s page links to https://theshelterpetproject.org/pet-search/ ♥)