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saturday shorts implies the existence of shorts for every other day of the week, named accordingly.

is it just me or is “what will polygon do without brian” kind of a backhanded statement to make?? brian leaving is obv really bittersweet and unraveled has been a huge success for the channel but none of that was solely brian. the entire video team was a part of that success and pat, simone, jenna, josh are gonna continue making excellent videos. anyways make sure you support brian any way you can and continue to support polygon if you love their content!! it sucks that brian won’t be there anymore but I trust that the video team will continue to be great :))

Incredibly important Patrick fact mentioned in a previous post.

they go on a road trip, and burger films vang0 and dasha’s reactions to various things. trees, for instance. fields of real grass, not just artificial. dasha pretends she is very unbothered and that she’s seen all of these things a million times before but her attempts to climb trees in high heels prove she is lying. 

burger has to try and catch her and the rest of the video is a screen full of grass (where he’d dropped the phone,) a loud “ooOMPH,” and a poor attempt at an unruffled “see? I can climb a tree,” with some 2045-era country music playing in the background

lately i’ve been thinking about the cybergang having a shared tik tok account and it’s just the best thing to think about when i’m sad

me, crying on the floor: ….do u… hhhav sumeone t walk Home withh,,,, do u waNt SomOne t’s gett-ttin lait…

my girlfriend, lying next to me, who just played my youtube mix: Dude,

feel like pure shit just want to wake up tomorrow morning with eyelids of lead have someone pull up the blankets to cover my head and think i might be dreaming or i might be dead but my heaven is fl

thinking about how when brian wrote the original see the day he didn’t know where he would be today

Rating Pat Gill Outfits (mostly shirts bc the man only wears black pants lbr.)

I’m not gonna lie to you, none of these have bad ratings bc I love his wardrobe.

“Soft Pastel Plaid Boi”

Perhaps not the most beloved plaid in the Pat Gill Plaid Canon, but a worthy member of the line up. Great outfit for tricking your co-workers in collaborative drawing games. 7/10 would plaid again.

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someone: oh so you identify as—

me:

mike’s “i have trouble with the brake and the gas at the same time so he just sits on my lap and he does those for me and i steer” lemonade