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Brian: Jenna can't talk and she shouldn't be motioning. She should be as cool as possible

Jenna:

Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:

“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley

“We will have peace when your people are dead.”  - Patrick “then Perish” Gill

“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort

“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill

“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill

“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.”  - Simone de Rochefort

“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert

“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort

I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.

brian david what? simone who? the skeleton is my favorite member of the polygon video team!

can i galaxy brain for a moment?

my theory is that simone serves the literary purpose of the everyman, like watson in sherlock holmes or nick carraway in the great gatsby. she is the vessel by which the viewer relates to and understands the world, ie the events of each episode of overboard. this is further evidenced when she references the memes that the audience would immediately draw associations to, or laugh incredibly loudly at goofs. that’s why she’s the only one who catches on to being gaslighted by brian in werewolf (though she is quickly convinced afterwards) and she begins to graffiti the stars in cosmic encounter when the viewer too begins to be confused by the events that occur. 

i cant stop thinking about this. they have the same exact fucking energy

Two Professional Video Producers (x)

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i wanted some unraveled quote stickers for my laptop so i made some simple stickers using canva

Androgyny but Patrick Gill flavored