My Brain Always Wants Me To Do Something, And Usually I Will Eventually Get To Doing That Thing, Or I

do you think famous poets looked at what they wrote like an hour later and went, "yo this is kinda cringe-" or is that a new development in poetry?

I hate when ppl are like, "nooooOooOoOooOO you can't put a plastic bag on your head" like, do you think I don't acknowledge the dangers of putting a bag on my head?

I know nothing!

Me at the beginning of the school year: I fucking hate the guys they're so transphobic, I don't feel safe at school. Atleast the girls are nice..

Me now: screw the guys, the girls are assholes. You're not the fucking victim here you prick. Don't try to tell me to "Stop being so negative" I will break your fucking ankles. YOU SAID GAY BEST FRIEND LIKE IT WAS A GOOD THING??? unironically too, wtf. And I suppose Im sorry for being a little stingy when you asked if my pronouns were they/them, you almost gave me fucking anxiety attack over that. (Props to ya use they/them, that's super cool and prolly really sexy) I've been out for the past two to three years and you've only properly met me and been introduced to me after I came out, my pronouns have been he/him for a long while. And don't think about "how could I be homophobic if my uncle is trans"

I'm genuinely astonished you weren't paying attention enough to get transphobic and homophobic right. Also that's got the same energy as "how can I be racist? I have a black friend." Like what made you think that's an intelligent answer?

She's lucky for ta couple things. One, that I have restraint and have worked on my anger management since last year. And two, that I got too stressed to even bring it up to a teacher. The thought of having to explain how someone is being mean to me makes me feel like I'm going to cry, and I don't like that.

After careful research I've discovered that ...

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I'm shit at flirting.

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

The morning light perfectly illuminated only one of my drums.

I can't be the only one who just

A good song which I will rewind if it comes on and I miss half the build up because I wasn't paying attention and you have to deal with it pal.

And

What the fuck why are you playing this aloud this song makes me feel like I need to take a shower, turn it off.

Me getting really emotional whenever someone correctly genders me is one of the most pitiful things that I've ever seen. Me getting all happy and excited/really sappy is really sad because I'm like a beggar on the street looking for some spare gender euphoria when someone calls me anything I can associate to masculinity in the slightest.