I Don't Think There's A Better Use For ChatGPT Than To Have Them Work Out Obscure Presumptions For Fics

Chapter 19 of "Spawn Me the Details" now online 🥳

In which you find a dead spider, lick it, and get distracted by succubus saliva.

"Spawn Me the Details" on AO3 - Summary

As Astarion is snatched from the streets of Baldur's Gate, another one of Cazador's spawn gets taken. You.It can't have been more than a few months since that fateful night at the tavern, and now you find yourself hiding behind a bush while he gallivants through the forest with his new allies. As the group is passing by, a voice pierces through your mind. Follow them. You need to stay close. It's the last thing you want to do - follow the man who led you to your doom. But it seems like you have no choice in the matter, if that tingle in your brain is anything to go by...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59600707/chapters/152008468

Hope you have as much fun reading as I had writing it. 💕

Give it a read if you're up for vampire shenanigans and emotional damage 😎✨️

Exactly 😂

This!

im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

Spoiler for Severance Season 2

Well, Fields can go to heaven with Innie-Burt for all I care, because I have no doubt that Irv would follow any Burt to hell and beyond.

I need this as an automated email sent to every person interacting with me

Guys. YOU GUYS. Do you think Nandor and Guillermo have ever gotten surprised by the rising sun and then Nandor had to turn into a bat and like... hide inside Guillermo's sweater? 🤭🥰

Favourite Sentence Game

Rules: Share a sentence or two you've written recently that you really like!

Thank you so much @amoremagnificentbastard for tagging newbie-me ♥️

It's been incredibly hard to choose, but I found my favourite(s).

It's from my latest chapter of "Spawn me the details" with Gale as leader of the group talking to you/spawn/Melody ♥️

"Do believe me, Melody, when I say: I guarantee that no harm will come to you. I'll personally see to that."

It's just so wholesome and I especially cherish it because two very precious people told me about the goosebumps they had at the scene ♥️

Very absolutely non-pressure-ly tagging @obsessedwhyyes (I personally hope it's going to be a Gale sentence, but honestly, everything you write is magical ✨️)

Happy to be here 💕

When you're gone: Chapter 6/8 online

In which Nandermo watch Season 5. 😭 Suffering. Pining. Angst. Everything! 😭😍❤️

I've lost control over this chapter. It became a 5k words monstrosity. (Usually, my chapters have 2k. 😂)

Astarion: I've caught this stupid disease because of Tav Tav: For the last time, Astarion, feelings are not an illness

My bf's earworm is mostly whatever song I just decided to listen to on loop for three hours straight.

Sorry my love, it's how my brain works 😂