Latest Posts by thecryptideinthecorner - Page 2

When they're both predator :

My brain : Greaaaaaat

People think that 457 is a predator/prey ship, but it's not.

It's persistence predator / ambush predator.

Proof:

Okay I know I'm late to the party but I just manage to watch the season 2 of squid game and... WHAT IN THE FUCKING NBC HANNIBAL BULLSHIT WAS THAT !!!?

Seriously guys, no one warned me ! My hannigram detector was screaming. ThE vIbEs😩👌 and also am I the only bitche here who thought that Hwang Inho was looking a bit like Mads Mikkelsen ?

New toxic ship just drop for me I'm so happy !!! I waited so long to have hannibal level of toxicity again !

If anybody have good fic rec, I'm interested🖐

Drugs... Amen to the wheel of fortune !!!

And the drugs are fanfics on ao3 where the gays kill people (and have sex sometimes) cauz that's the more fun I can have

I'm gonna read more 00q fics in 2025 youhou !!!

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

actually speaking of the sub!Bond enjoyers. realizing quite an oversight on my part here. but. where are my bottom Bond enjoyers. I imagine there's some overlap with the sub!Bond enjoyers but like they're not strictly mutually inclusive, so where my bottom Bond enjoyers at, can we make some noise

is this a safe space to say i dont care if fedex is hiring? i dont care if sitting at home verifying orders? good pay 2025? i dont care. and i wont care in five posts either.

It's the third time I see this on my dash so I feel like I had to comment. Like seriously... you put Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen together in a nude torture scene and then you complain that it's getting kinky ? Girl...

bro...what we could have had..

old dog who is so submissive and chippable, is this anything

I feel like I've already said it, but to be together at a museum and having this little conversation when you both have the capacity (and the will) to kill people is very, very, homoerotic (y3es I'm side-eyeing other movies/series)

some of y’all with printed copies of fanfiction are going to die someday and your books will end up at the secondhand book shop and someone is just going to innocently pick up blorbo/shitto enemies to lovers and when i think of it this way let’s keep printing fanfiction

Why does it need to be gay and lesbian??? You already have a really good concept here! Why???

idk how to write straight people 😔

Au where Michael just walked out of the distortion like that one dude from Mag 100. He’s shows up at the office the next day like “hey Getrude, what was that about?”

now we're talking

heck

thinking non-stop about the Terry Pratchett Method of Deconstruction (TM) and how it works

[...] the wages of sin is death, but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays. (Witches Abroad)

Take a common concept, metaphor, idiom, trope etc. "The wages of sin is death."

Invert, reverse or subvert it to highlight the inconsistency or issue. "But so is the salary of virtue." (Well, actually, everybody dies, right?)

While everybody's contemplating the philosophy revealed, overextend the metaphor and whack them in the back of the head with the joke like a comedic quintain while they aren't expecting it. "At least the evil get to go home early on Fridays."

He does it quite often and I love it every time.

*ignores the fact that Writing's on the Wall is apparently a Bond/Madeleine song, based on the official music video, and thinks 00q thoughts instead*

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

just have to make sure

which ao3 tag are you?

hi, idk if someone already asked about this (then sorry, I'm a mess rn) but if the person who decided to write a fic set in your au and they'll let you know are you gonna post the link? :3

No apologies needed!

Funny enough, someone did DM me asking for permission to write something inspired by my art and AUs! (The answer is always yes. Pls just send them to me so I can read and enjoy them to. You writers have full permission to use my art in your fics)

One fic was inspired by my Werebird Castiel drawing! it's called Cabin of Feathers by @casdeans-pie (loving it so far. definitely go check it out) Another one was inspired by the Back to the Future AU mini comics I've been doing! Check out Time Cast A Spell On You by @dantedeservedbetter (Beautifully written and I look forward to every new chapter) EDIT: NEW FIC inspired by the Back to the Future AU mini comics! Go read Return To The Past by @faeryn (So cute, I'm excited for updates!)

seriously tho, this fandom has welcomed me with such open arms and I'm absolutely delighted that such amazing writers are making stories with my art!

AGAIN YOU HAVE FULL PERMISSION TO DO SO! DO NOT HOLD BACK! PLS JUST DM THEM TO ME SO I CAN READ THEM TOO!!!

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

comic i drew during one of the lockdowns in 2020 lol

Gay people will develop mental issues and make AT LEAST one of these movies their whole personality

just saw this on pinterest and it hit me like a truck

(flops on stage) i now present to you my very silly swap au,,,

essentially jasper is now the co-leader of the society who was bitten by a werewolf and is trying to hide it, jekyll is the uni student who got kicked out due to his experiments and then picked up off the streets, etc. jasper and rachel can’t communicate and jekyll and lanyon are living the world’s weirdest horror romcom you’ve ever seen. more info under cut hehe (feat. bad explanations and doodles)

in simpler terms, jekyll and lanyon swap narrative positions (?? is that the right term) with jasper and rachel respectively. (lanyons and rachels swap doesn’t technically work as well as Jekyll’s and jaspers does but shhhhh). Frankenstein becomes the mad scientist that attacks the society and moreau becomes jaspers idol.

longer explanation but WARNING!! it is 3am when i am typing this and i am terrible at explaining. it may be slightly incomprehensible.

so like jasper and rachel founded the society after jasper publishes his research and gets semi famous. two years before current events jasper is out on a research venture and gets bitten by a werewolf. he doesn’t want to scare rachel or the lodgers so he keeps it a secret (to his own detriment). flash forward to now and jasper gets a call to investigate a “creature” terrorizing the streets of london only to find hyde.

before jasper can process the dumpster man he is looking at hyde transforms back into jekyll. jekyll explains that while trying to prove his theory of spiritual alchemy at his university he may or may not have split his own soul. and got kicked out. and is now living on the streets.

jasper, not really knowing what else to do and kinda relating to the poor guy, takes him back to the society. he introduces his co-leader rachel, who pretty much keeps this entire thing up and running. (rachel and jekyll still become friends but she especially takes to hyde. that little brother shaped hole in her heart is still very much present!) then theres the lodgers (idk how they all swap) and then there’s lanyon, a university student at the society because it was mandatory for one of his courses. he is not enjoying it and would very much rather be breaking boy’s hearts back at school. lucky for him tho, there’s jekyll!

this goes about as well as you would expect. lanyon then spends the rest of his stay at the society trying to understand (and woo) the conundrum that is jekyll and hyde. it’s very fluffy and they learn to communicate like jasper and rachel in canon (yippee!)

unfortunately for jasper and rachel, they have been playing the “just friends” game for the last decade. im having a bit of trouble trying to flesh out swap rachel so i don’t really know if she’s in a lavender marriage like canon lanyon is or is estranged/divorced or just single but whatever the case is she likes jasper but thinks he just sees her as a friend while jasper is madly in love with her and is too scared to tell her. this problem has only worsened since jasper got bitten. everyone else tho is aware of how they feel about each other and are stuck witnessing their tortuously long slow burn.

(hyde and lanyon at some point probably come up with a scheme to try and get them to confess. it goes horribly wrong.)

so yeah. this au has been floating around in my head ever since i read the comic for the first time. it mainly came to be because of how well jasper and jekyll parallel each other and because i wanted to draw stupid fluff and older jasper lol.

if anyone has any ideas/questions/etc TELL ME!!!!! this is just a rough idea if you have a better concept go for it awhdvgevd

PLEASE do yourself a favour and check out this wikipedia-styled template for google drive, made by @ Rukidut on twitter

I decided to try to sort my ideas and whats canon regarding my ocs with this and ITS PERFECT. IT ALL FEELS SO CONRETE. and i sure as hell AM Going to continue to use this with every single OC I have until google drives is set ablaze- Just!!!!!!!!

Also; link directly to the doc, just copy the file and you have your own lil template!!!!

Hey! Is there anyone who has been active in the Supernatural fandom since at least 2016 who doesn't mind me going through their archive and reblogging old art?

I've been archiving and tagging art according to their year for a while now, but I am getting out of blogs to go through, so I am looking for some new sources :)

PLEASE do yourself a favour and check out this wikipedia-styled template for google drive, made by @ Rukidut on twitter

I decided to try to sort my ideas and whats canon regarding my ocs with this and ITS PERFECT. IT ALL FEELS SO CONRETE. and i sure as hell AM Going to continue to use this with every single OC I have until google drives is set ablaze- Just!!!!!!!!

Also; link directly to the doc, just copy the file and you have your own lil template!!!!

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person