Pisses Me Off When U Look In The Comments Of A Ship Post And One Of Them Says "i Dont Ship It... I Just

THESE TWO!

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

OFFICIAL ART NANOBOMB IS CANON IM SO SERIOUS OMG

I made tortellini at 3am in an attempt to summon a real Italian to my house.

didn’t work >_< but the pasta was delicious :D

I don’t have any photos with the pesto on the pasta…. I was hungry

Theory about Sage

So, I've been thinking about how Sage's healing abilities, and pondering how they work. And I have a theory.

Sage can only heal something that was originally on someone's body. For example, with Breach, he was born with no arms (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), and therefore, Sage wouldn't be able to just have him sprout arms randomly because he didn't have them in the first place.

Next, Radianite-induced injuries can't heal properly. We can see that with Deadlock's arm, which was evaporated when she evaporated that bear in the Radianite collidor thingy (again, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). We also have proof of that with Omen, who Sage wasn't fully able to bring back.

Now, with this in mind, I have one final question...

HOW THE FUCK DID SOVA LOSE HIS EYE?!

LIKE, IT CAN'T BE SOMETHING SIMPLE AS "oh, I got rid of it so I could get this cool metal eye to help me with work" BECAUSE HE LITERALLY FABRICATED A STORY INTO HIS FILE, AS POINTED OUT BY CYPHER.

im so feral about sova, and i don't even know why

Anyone wanna play val?? pls

im a deadlock main and i play on eu servers (cause i am better)

Valorant angst hcs

Whats up boys im back with another dose of headcannons but this time they’re depressing because i love it when my fav characters are miserable

Jett hasn’t been able to see her family in over a year as they essentially disowned her after the Venice incident due to believing she was the cause

After burning down his university Phoenix is fucking terrified of what his powers can do sometimes

Yoru really struggles to make and maintain friendships, he usually feels like he’s too much only to put so much distance between himself and others that he just loses friends

Viper once told Reyna that Lucia was getting worse and Reyna just broke down to the point where Viper had to bring Sage in

Every agent has some form of PTSD, among other things, someone accidently dropped something heavy and everyone near them just froze

Deadlock will sometimes wake up screaming because she swears she can feel her arm being blown off again

Some days Deadlock can’t even stand to look at Gekko’s creatures some days and so she just ends up hiding in her room

Sage sometimes sits in the medbay and just cries, mostly after she has to revive someone

All of the older agents have taken it upon themselves to help the younger agents deal with the trauma of killing and dying

After Killjoy was severely injured Brimstone just held her and promised that he wouldn’t let anything bad happen to her again and when she was killed and brought back a few days later Brim couldn’t look her in the eyes after breaking his promise

Neon is so so cautious when it comes to touching or even being near other people since she feels incredibly guilty if she accidently electrocutes someone

Phoenix hasn’t been able to see his mums since he joined valorant, he got to see them once before he was told about the mirrorverse but after that he couldn’t see them for fear he’d talk about the protocol

Cypher finds himself trying to parent the younger agents a lot, especially the younger female agents since they remind him so much of his daughter. 

Jett was somewhat overwhelmed by Cypher acting like a father figure and had to remind him that she isn’t the person he lost

Almost none of the agents feel comfortable letting the others refer to them by their real names, and if someone does call them by they’re actual name it’ll take longer for it to register because of how closely tied they’ve become to their callsigns

I have so many angsty headcannons lol i love to make my comfort characters suffer

FINALLY GOT DEADLOCK I AM GOING TO CRY I LOVE HER

Im not rlly used to using marker but heres my attempt at drawing Reyna from val

Some old stuff i've drawn (some of these are kinda old hence quality diffs)