Some Old Stuff I've Drawn (some Of These Are Kinda Old Hence Quality Diffs)

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

fuck being a normal member of society I am going to start rot posting

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

Listen I hate valorant as much as the next guy however one of my favourite things to do is play clove on usa servers and do my best impersonation of them in team chat

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks

This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark 

I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.

They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.

They’re kinda shit at swimming.

They’re just little guys.

Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10

Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag

Valorant Headcannons

Sova has a small collections of different prosthetics for his eye most of them are normal but some of the younger agents got him more interesting ones

Jett once saw Sova take his eye out and she screamed (Sova had to reassure her he was fine)

Sova is not a natural blond

Jett once broke three bones after dashing into a wall because Yoru said she wouldn’t

Sage proceeded to throw her shoe at Yoru

Phoenix, Yoru, Jett, Neon, Reyna have never dyed their hair its just colourful cus thats what radianite does to an mf

Phoenix once mentioned that he doesn’t have a dad and got very confused by the other agents reactions (he had to then explain the fact he has two mums)

Jett moves things in Phoenixs room sometimes just to wind him up

Brimstone had to make a rule that if you’re arguing with someone it has to be in a language you both speak (mostly because of Reyna yelling in Spanish and Viper yelling back that she doesn’t speak spanish)

Neon has chronic fatigue due to how much energy her powers force her to exert

Phoenix likes to confuse Brimstone by being aggressively english

Killjoy has called Brimstone dad more then once to the point where he just accepts it

EPISODE 8: MAGICAL GIRL.

pisses me off when u look in the comments of a ship post and one of them says "i dont ship it... i just see them as friends but like this is cool ig" like nice bro what do u want us to do with this information. gtfo.

Valorant angst hcs

Whats up boys im back with another dose of headcannons but this time they’re depressing because i love it when my fav characters are miserable

Jett hasn’t been able to see her family in over a year as they essentially disowned her after the Venice incident due to believing she was the cause

After burning down his university Phoenix is fucking terrified of what his powers can do sometimes

Yoru really struggles to make and maintain friendships, he usually feels like he’s too much only to put so much distance between himself and others that he just loses friends

Viper once told Reyna that Lucia was getting worse and Reyna just broke down to the point where Viper had to bring Sage in

Every agent has some form of PTSD, among other things, someone accidently dropped something heavy and everyone near them just froze

Deadlock will sometimes wake up screaming because she swears she can feel her arm being blown off again

Some days Deadlock can’t even stand to look at Gekko’s creatures some days and so she just ends up hiding in her room

Sage sometimes sits in the medbay and just cries, mostly after she has to revive someone

All of the older agents have taken it upon themselves to help the younger agents deal with the trauma of killing and dying

After Killjoy was severely injured Brimstone just held her and promised that he wouldn’t let anything bad happen to her again and when she was killed and brought back a few days later Brim couldn’t look her in the eyes after breaking his promise

Neon is so so cautious when it comes to touching or even being near other people since she feels incredibly guilty if she accidently electrocutes someone

Phoenix hasn’t been able to see his mums since he joined valorant, he got to see them once before he was told about the mirrorverse but after that he couldn’t see them for fear he’d talk about the protocol

Cypher finds himself trying to parent the younger agents a lot, especially the younger female agents since they remind him so much of his daughter. 

Jett was somewhat overwhelmed by Cypher acting like a father figure and had to remind him that she isn’t the person he lost

Almost none of the agents feel comfortable letting the others refer to them by their real names, and if someone does call them by they’re actual name it’ll take longer for it to register because of how closely tied they’ve become to their callsigns

I have so many angsty headcannons lol i love to make my comfort characters suffer

OFFICIAL ART NANOBOMB IS CANON IM SO SERIOUS OMG