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breakfast

Guys I crave the rot

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

fuck being a normal member of society I am going to start rot posting

I made tortellini at 3am in an attempt to summon a real Italian to my house.

didn’t work >_< but the pasta was delicious :D

I don’t have any photos with the pesto on the pasta…. I was hungry

Chat im in college rn I don’t think I can do much more of this

I love Namgyu more than my words can describe I NEED him to overdose in S3 I need him DEAD and IN THE GROUND I love him Namgyu my shaylaaaaa

does anyone else hate how differently people treat namgyu nd thanos?

I was on reddit earlier (first mistake) trying to find some good/interesting character analysis on namgyu and maybe thanos too but the way people talk abt him is so odd?????

Like the first post I saw was someone saying how they think Namgyu was a serial killer before joining the games (i heavily disagree with this) and every reason they listed as to why they thought this could just as easily be applied to thanos... he was laughing/smiling when he killed someone? Thanos caused the death of three people whilst smiling after being splattered by the blood of a woman he'd just been trying to get with. He's narcissistic? brother look at Thanos.

"Oh but thanos was on drugs he didn't know what he was doing"

the only time Namgyu goes out of his way to kill people he has just lost the closest thing he has to a friend inside the games and is on twice the amount of drugs that thanos was taking throughout the games.

A knee ways imo they're both as bad as eachother and people should stop treating one of them like an evil murder junkie whilst trying to claim the other did nothing wrong.

GG ez Sova

POV: you join Sova on a late night stroll through the city

Started playing Valorant two weeks ago and instantly fell for Sova. How he manages to be daddy and babygirl at the same time is beyond me oughhhh

Listen I hate valorant as much as the next guy however one of my favourite things to do is play clove on usa servers and do my best impersonation of them in team chat

Valorant ships and their songs

I experienced a thought the other day whilst listening to music. So heres my opinions on what songs best suit various valorant ships. This is like half vibes based and half lyric based

Yorunix/firewalker (Yoru x Phoenix)

Allies or enemies by the crane wives.

I know they're more rivals than full on enemies HOWEVER consider the dynamic

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

Sonne by Rammstein

I didn't just choose this song cuz haha kj german but instead i feel that the vibe of the song fits Raze well if you catch my drift and the line 'sie ist der hellste Stern von allen' (she is the brightest star of all) fits with kj being depicted as being the smartest in a room

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

Love story by Indila

ONCE AGAIN not just cus chambers french but i feel a lot of lines in the song just scream chamber for example "I will be rich and I'll offer you all my gold and if you don't care I'll be waiting for you in the harbour If you ignore me I will offer you the last gasp of life"

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

Work song by Hozier

this is them and idc what anyone says "She never asked me once about the wrong I did" is so them I cannot even

Reyna x Viper

Bad idea by girl in red

Do I even need to explain this one?

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

Cigarettes out the window by Tv girl

You cant tell me that Fade doesn't seem like a smoker (also i saw an edit of them to this song and it is all i think about)

Fire storm (Phoenix x Jett)

I don't want to set the world on fire by The Ink Spots

Both of them have caused harm with their powers despite not wanting to they dont want to 'set the world on fire' they just want to be normal people (i am sosososo normal abt them)

Sage x Omen

(Dont fear) the reaper by Blue oyster cult

Omen is so used to everyone being afraid of him and Sage refuses to let him believe he's a monster

Theory about Sage

So, I've been thinking about how Sage's healing abilities, and pondering how they work. And I have a theory.

Sage can only heal something that was originally on someone's body. For example, with Breach, he was born with no arms (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), and therefore, Sage wouldn't be able to just have him sprout arms randomly because he didn't have them in the first place.

Next, Radianite-induced injuries can't heal properly. We can see that with Deadlock's arm, which was evaporated when she evaporated that bear in the Radianite collidor thingy (again, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). We also have proof of that with Omen, who Sage wasn't fully able to bring back.

Now, with this in mind, I have one final question...

HOW THE FUCK DID SOVA LOSE HIS EYE?!

LIKE, IT CAN'T BE SOMETHING SIMPLE AS "oh, I got rid of it so I could get this cool metal eye to help me with work" BECAUSE HE LITERALLY FABRICATED A STORY INTO HIS FILE, AS POINTED OUT BY CYPHER.

im so feral about sova, and i don't even know why

Sova's eye in canon is brown (cinematics, art, etc) but ingame for whatever reason therye both blue. no idea why

this is heart breaking why would you tell me this

EPISODE 8: MAGICAL GIRL.

VALO ANGST TIME HUHVOIHJVHPUH

Wrote most of these on my notes app whilst being tossed round a boat omw home

Bitemark (viper x chamber):

Viper being closed off and wary of Chamber only for him to gradually work his way into her heart.

The moment Viper starts to truly trust Chamber she finds out the things he's done and the friends he's taken from her.

Enemies to lover??? no. Enemies and lovers.

Most of my headcannons about them stem from my belief that Viper has issues w/ depression and her mental health (this can be seen in a lot of her voicelines)

Reyge (Reyna x Sage):

wrong time and wrong place. (also immovable object x unstoppable force)

Reyna's long since accepted that her life isn't her own anymore, any humanity she once had slowly being chipped away by the things she's had to do just to survive ("I have lied, beaten, killed to survive. I will kill again and again if it means one more day.").

Hates the part of herself that wants Sage, she feels so guilty about it viewing anything she does for herself as inherently selfish.

Sage wants to help Reyna but she doesn't know how to get through to her.

Cyberowl (Cypher x Sova):

Would sacrifice the world for someone they love x Would sacrifice the one they love for the world

Sova would do whatever it takes to save his earth even if that meant having to let someone he loves be taken from him

Cypher refuses to go through the pain he went through after loosing his family before

Rivals to lovers

Sova see's the worst parts of himself in Cypher (they are incredibly similar imo even though Sova would rather die then admit that)

Sage x Omen:

"it's rotten work" x "not if it's you"

Sage who's willing to do anything to help take away some of Omens pain and Omen who wouldn't wish his suffering onto anyone

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon):

If you show me your hands covered in thorns I will show you my palms ready to bleed.

two people with incredibly destructive abilities trying to find any semblance of control despite knowing that's an impossible ask (control. the gift so many yearn to give you. the one thing you will never have. - neons dossier)

Firewalker (Yoru x Phoenix):

(A lot of my thoughts about them are fully just from how I interpret the characters from the minimal info we're given as well as cultural backgrounds)

SO SO much internalised homophobia, mostly from Yoru but a little bit from Phoenix too.

With Yoru it's more so a cultural thing with Japan being a very conservative country and despite skinship being more accepted thats more so between two women rather then two men.

(Also w/ my headcannon of Yoru being trans being with another man even if it's what makes him happy makes him feel like 'less of a man')

He loves Phoenix but feels wrong about it, like it's something wrong that he's doing.

Phoenix doesn't have as much of a problem with internalised homophobia (mans went to drama school and has two mums come on now) but where he was raised there was a generally toxically masculine environment (fuckin peckham)

pisses me off when u look in the comments of a ship post and one of them says "i dont ship it... i just see them as friends but like this is cool ig" like nice bro what do u want us to do with this information. gtfo.

Sova headcannons because i love him

GUYS PLS SOVA'S REAL EYE IS BLUE WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK ITS BROWN (i wrote this b4 the sunset cinematic why tf is it brown in that i am so confused)

Sova complains non-fucking-stop when ever it's warm, like the slightest bit of humidity and he will be grumpy all day.

He's too polite to ask Brim not to send him on missions in Bind so whenever he's out there he is miserable.

Whenever he's on missions on icebox he'll throw snowballs at people and then pretend he didn't and no one thinks it's him.

He gives older brother vibes and no i will not be accepting criticism.

Phoenix and Jett annoyed him into teaching them Russian swear words.

Once forgot a word for something in Russian and had a slight identity crisis

Is really really good at braiding hair

Manspreads constantly whenever he sits down

The other agents tease him relentlessly about it

Several of the other agents (including Brimstone) believe he's fought a bear before and he hasn't bothered to correct them

He's a sweetheart most of the time but he can also be a bitch.

Him and Sage have a book club.

Can speak Russian, English and some Turkish (as a result of trying to find Fade) but can understand several Slavic languages.

Refused to take time off when he's sick "in my homeland it was far colder than this and i was never sick" only to act like he's dying later on.

Deadlock sometimes gives him funny looks when she see's him across base and he'll just yell back "It was only a thumb" or "deadlock it was one time" and all the other agents think it's hilarious.

finally, some good fucking food

Rating Val ships simply because i can

I stared at my laptop for like 10 mins figuring out how i was gonna order this

Glalaxsea (Astra x Harbor)

A solid 9/10 overall

10/10 ship name

Very simple and very sweet

Nothing too interesting

forget the moon and the sun its moon and sea no i will not be told otherwise

(the moon and the sea fell in love but were separated and now the sea tries to reach for the moon and thats why we have waves is the story behind it btw)

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

An easy 10/10

7/10 ship name

its good but theres better ya know

The fluff and angst potential is so good

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

7/10 ship

oh my god 10/10 ship name

the amount of angst that drips from this ship is delicious

viper falling hard only to find out abt everett lind nd what chambers done

fuck buddies but viper falls in love only to get her heart broken

i like them sad

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

10/10 ship imo

ship name is mid im so sorry 2/10

gf's who are afraid of their radiance learning control and acceptance from each other

yes pls

i think they take naps together

Yorunix (Yoru x Pheonix)

a healthy 9/10 ship

yorunix is 1/10 riftfire is 6/10 firewalker (which is what i call them) 10/10

Yoru is so in love with Phoenix and he is very mad about it

Phoenix is oblivious

I just think they love each other

Cyberowl (Sova/Cypher)

7/10 imo but its also one of my favs

8/10 ship name since i think it's pretty dope

*quietly chants in your ear* rivals to lovers rivals to lover rivals to-

Cypher had a wife but still has negative rizz and Sova is a useless homosexual

you know im right

Yokye (Yoru x Skye)

pls don't hurt me for this but 2/10

pretty good ship name tho 8/10

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh i just don't really like it at all as a ship

i can see why it's just....

MOVING SWIFTLY ON

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

10/10 and i will not be taking critism

10/10 ship name

adhd x autism

both of them aggressively pined for ages

useless lesbians fr

nothin more to say rlly

Viper x Reyna (I have no idea what their ship name is i'm sorry)

8/10 overall

i dont know what they're ship name is but i'm assuming it's good

THE ANGST MMMMMMMMMMM

get outa here with your enemies to lovers they're enemies and lovers

A lot of hatefucking im not gonna lie to you

Forgot to post this one lol

Valorant angst hcs

Whats up boys im back with another dose of headcannons but this time they’re depressing because i love it when my fav characters are miserable

Jett hasn’t been able to see her family in over a year as they essentially disowned her after the Venice incident due to believing she was the cause

After burning down his university Phoenix is fucking terrified of what his powers can do sometimes

Yoru really struggles to make and maintain friendships, he usually feels like he’s too much only to put so much distance between himself and others that he just loses friends

Viper once told Reyna that Lucia was getting worse and Reyna just broke down to the point where Viper had to bring Sage in

Every agent has some form of PTSD, among other things, someone accidently dropped something heavy and everyone near them just froze

Deadlock will sometimes wake up screaming because she swears she can feel her arm being blown off again

Some days Deadlock can’t even stand to look at Gekko’s creatures some days and so she just ends up hiding in her room

Sage sometimes sits in the medbay and just cries, mostly after she has to revive someone

All of the older agents have taken it upon themselves to help the younger agents deal with the trauma of killing and dying

After Killjoy was severely injured Brimstone just held her and promised that he wouldn’t let anything bad happen to her again and when she was killed and brought back a few days later Brim couldn’t look her in the eyes after breaking his promise

Neon is so so cautious when it comes to touching or even being near other people since she feels incredibly guilty if she accidently electrocutes someone

Phoenix hasn’t been able to see his mums since he joined valorant, he got to see them once before he was told about the mirrorverse but after that he couldn’t see them for fear he’d talk about the protocol

Cypher finds himself trying to parent the younger agents a lot, especially the younger female agents since they remind him so much of his daughter. 

Jett was somewhat overwhelmed by Cypher acting like a father figure and had to remind him that she isn’t the person he lost

Almost none of the agents feel comfortable letting the others refer to them by their real names, and if someone does call them by they’re actual name it’ll take longer for it to register because of how closely tied they’ve become to their callsigns

I have so many angsty headcannons lol i love to make my comfort characters suffer

Could I beat the valorant agents in chess boxing?

Ok in chess boxing you do 6 round of chess and 5 of boxing, chess rounds last 4 mins and boxing round last 3. Now heres my thoughts on what characters i could take in chess boxing.

Astra

Astra presides over most if not all of time and space so she’d mostly definitely have a leg up in the chess department. As for the boxing I think she’d wipe the fucking floor with me, the woman has a metal arm and I am very frightened always

Breach

I think Breach is like quite a smart guy but i don’t think he knows chess (tbf i dont really either) so i’d try to get the upper hand in chess hopefully winning quickly so I do not get obliterated by an angry swede

Brimstone

Once again Brim is smart but not chess smart so I’d feel alright about taking him in chess but in boxing???? no thanks, this man has arms the size of my head and i’d rather my bones stay intact

Chamber

Chamber seems like the type of asshole to enjoy chess so I’m just gonna cut my losses there boxing on the other hand, I feel like my hatred for france alone would carry my through the boxing session. (for a little context I am very very british and therefore am natural enemies w/ the french). Also please consider he’s lanky as fuck like i could kick him in the knees and he’d be down

Cypher

Right we already know im not winning against cypher in chess, it is what it is. Im gonna keep this part short and sweet but I would kick this mans ass, he’s hardly taller than me and i’m a god damn brawler. I am winning against this man no matter what.

Deadlock

Hot take but I think I could probably win against her in chess. In boxing I am dead, she fought a bear and won, she has a fucking metal arm, I just think she’d be good at fighting.

Fade

Once again gonna keep this short, chess im pretty sure theres no chance there. Boxing I would absolutely win, for one we are close to/if not the same height so that puts us on even ground, and two, you cannot tell me Fade lives off anything other than quick meals and coffee. I am winning 100%

Gekko

I would absolutely beat Gekko in chess boxing no I will not answer questions.

Harbor

I think with Harbor the chess portion is gonna be a 50/50 and will just depend on the game itself. With boxing just no. I refuse. Here is another character with arms the size of my head. Also he’s like 5′9 or smth so no I will not be challenging him to chess boxing anytime soon.

Jett

Easy, chess is a for sure win boxing is a lot more 50/50 overall but I’m pretty sure I could win

Kay/0

No. Just no. He’s a robot no one is beating him in chess. And no I can’t win in boxing his name is literally K/O  and he is a robot in what world would he not end my entire bloodline

Only did half the agents cus I am lazy but I may make a follow up

FadeShock hc’s cause I love them (also some FadeShockStorm)

They’re love language is napping. If anyone in the protocol is looking for Fade or Neon and they cant find either of them they’re usually away cuddling somewhere.

Neon likes to get up early to go running and Fades clings onto her for dear life because Neon's warm

It took them a while to get close physically (hand holding, cuddling, ect) since Neon was so afraid that she’d hurt Fade

Fade is fucking hopeless in the kitchen. Before the protocol she survived purely off of instant noodles, coffee, and whatever she could find at the nearest store.

Neon moves A LOT in her sleep so Fade usually wakes up to see her girlfriend half off the bed with a leg in Fades face.

Fade knows all the names of Neon’s teddys 

Fade tells Neon stories about the stray cats she befriended back in  Türkiye

Neon fell first but Fade fell harder

They take bubble baths together and one of them always ends up falling asleep

FadeShockStorm hcs:

Fade and Neon got together first but they both had a bit of a crush on Jett

Jett, at first, only thought she had a crush on Neon but Fade started subtly flirting and Jett just melted

Whenever they all share a bed Fade is in the middle, Jetts snuggled up to her and Neon is just sprawled across them

Neon and Jett call it their Fade sandwich 

Jett gets flustered super easily and Fade finds it hilarious

It was actually Fade that invited Jett into their relationship (after talking it through w/ Neon ofc)

Whenever one of them is on their period it’s just top tier pampering from the other two

If two of them are out on a mission the one left at base will send the other two some spicy pics and enjoy their reaction once they get back

Fade got so offended when Jett called her mirror a weirdo and Neon had to step in and be like but u r a weirdo babe??

I just think they all love each other

Yorunix (sfw) headcannons!!!

*Crawls out from the shadows to offer you these*

Yoru is a massive cuddler?? the first time they shared a bed Phoenix woke up to Yoru wrapped around him but didn’t have the heart to wake him.

Yoru blames Phoenix everytime the weathers too hot even if Phoenix is nowhere in the vicinity

 Phoenix has a folder on his phone thats just pics of Yoru when he’s being cute

They have a lot of late night talks about what they’ll do once the wars over and they can leave the protocol (even though both of them know that will probably never happen)

Yoru never apologised for shooting Phoenix

Phoenix is one of the few people who can get Yoru to stop being pissed off all the time

After difficult missions when one of them doesn’t feel like talking the other will just start rambling about their pasts

Phoenix got Yoru to try beans on toast one time and Yoru has never forgiven him

Black cat x golden retriver

Phoenix taught himself a handful of phrases in Japanese to better connect with Yoru but that just ended with Yoru giving Phoenix extensive lessons on Japanese pronunciation  

When Yoru’s tired/fed up he refuses to speak english

Phoenix asked why and Yoru told him he finds it easier to think and talk in his native language

They make each other food a lot

Also hot take but I think their ship name should be firewalker (firebird x riftwalker)

Valorant sexuality nd gender hc’s

I’ve have so many thoughts abt val characters gender istg

(also maybe don’t take this too seriously)

Astra:

Straight but the biggest ally you’ll ever meet

(She/Her)

Breach:

Angry gay

Very cis

Kind of the cool gay uncle

Raze came out to him and he just sat there like??

Breach: Lesbian? I thought you were Portuguese 

Raze: ...Breach I’m Brazilian 

Brimstone:

KJ came out to him and it went smth like:

KJ: Brim i’m gay

Brimstone: Hi gay im brimstone

Straight but he’s for the gays

His pronouns are U/S/A (eagle screech plays in background)

Chamber:

Queer and homophobic in a way only Europeans can be

Cypher:

Bisexual perhaps with a side of genderqueer

Deadlock:

Women lover

A she/they

Would cry over beautiful women

Fade:

They are so nonbinary 

They/She/He Fade is so real to me

Also a women enjoyer just isn’t a fan of labels

Ace spec fr

Gekko:

Green hair nd pronouns

Bisexual

Harbor:

No one really knows???

He’s either very supportive of his bros or is somewhat fruity

Him nd Astra kinda goals ngl

Jett:

Bisexual

Women?

Kay/o:

My boy is made of 1′s nd 0′s i do not think he could care less

Killjoy:

Lesbian

Her gender is science

Neon:

Pansexual

Blue hair nd pronouns fr

My little silly

Omen:

The voices

Phoenix:

I told a friend of mine (who doesnt play val) that phoenix has two mums and she just looked at him and said “he looks like the type” ????

Bisexual but scared of women

Raze:

The biggest women lover 

gender is whats in your pants??? alright *pulls out several explosives*

Reyna:

Lesbian

Men anti 

Sage:

Trans, cottagecore lesbian

Mother???

Skye:

Aro Ace as fuck bro

Sex?? Romance?? nah mate the forest

Her nd dealock r in a queer platonic relationship 

Sova:

*Rubs my hands together evily*

Trans, gay Sova

You can pry this hc from my cold body

Viper:

Transfem

Straight but still anti men

Yoru:

Trans

Homophobic homosexual ngl

Phoenix tries to show any affection nd hes just like >:0 thats gay

Bonus:

Ruben pontes nd Oran McEneff:

Both gay

My actual OTP

I get sad when I think abt them