Does Anyone Else Hate How Differently People Treat Namgyu Nd Thanos?

Theory about Sage

So, I've been thinking about how Sage's healing abilities, and pondering how they work. And I have a theory.

Sage can only heal something that was originally on someone's body. For example, with Breach, he was born with no arms (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), and therefore, Sage wouldn't be able to just have him sprout arms randomly because he didn't have them in the first place.

Next, Radianite-induced injuries can't heal properly. We can see that with Deadlock's arm, which was evaporated when she evaporated that bear in the Radianite collidor thingy (again, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). We also have proof of that with Omen, who Sage wasn't fully able to bring back.

Now, with this in mind, I have one final question...

HOW THE FUCK DID SOVA LOSE HIS EYE?!

LIKE, IT CAN'T BE SOMETHING SIMPLE AS "oh, I got rid of it so I could get this cool metal eye to help me with work" BECAUSE HE LITERALLY FABRICATED A STORY INTO HIS FILE, AS POINTED OUT BY CYPHER.

im so feral about sova, and i don't even know why

I love seeing people look for ppl to play val with LIKE YES PLS I NEED MORE VAL FRIENDS

FadeShock hc’s cause I love them (also some FadeShockStorm)

They’re love language is napping. If anyone in the protocol is looking for Fade or Neon and they cant find either of them they’re usually away cuddling somewhere.

Neon likes to get up early to go running and Fades clings onto her for dear life because Neon's warm

It took them a while to get close physically (hand holding, cuddling, ect) since Neon was so afraid that she’d hurt Fade

Fade is fucking hopeless in the kitchen. Before the protocol she survived purely off of instant noodles, coffee, and whatever she could find at the nearest store.

Neon moves A LOT in her sleep so Fade usually wakes up to see her girlfriend half off the bed with a leg in Fades face.

Fade knows all the names of Neon’s teddys 

Fade tells Neon stories about the stray cats she befriended back in  Türkiye

Neon fell first but Fade fell harder

They take bubble baths together and one of them always ends up falling asleep

FadeShockStorm hcs:

Fade and Neon got together first but they both had a bit of a crush on Jett

Jett, at first, only thought she had a crush on Neon but Fade started subtly flirting and Jett just melted

Whenever they all share a bed Fade is in the middle, Jetts snuggled up to her and Neon is just sprawled across them

Neon and Jett call it their Fade sandwich 

Jett gets flustered super easily and Fade finds it hilarious

It was actually Fade that invited Jett into their relationship (after talking it through w/ Neon ofc)

Whenever one of them is on their period it’s just top tier pampering from the other two

If two of them are out on a mission the one left at base will send the other two some spicy pics and enjoy their reaction once they get back

Fade got so offended when Jett called her mirror a weirdo and Neon had to step in and be like but u r a weirdo babe??

I just think they all love each other

Valorant Headcannons

Sova has a small collections of different prosthetics for his eye most of them are normal but some of the younger agents got him more interesting ones

Jett once saw Sova take his eye out and she screamed (Sova had to reassure her he was fine)

Sova is not a natural blond

Jett once broke three bones after dashing into a wall because Yoru said she wouldn’t

Sage proceeded to throw her shoe at Yoru

Phoenix, Yoru, Jett, Neon, Reyna have never dyed their hair its just colourful cus thats what radianite does to an mf

Phoenix once mentioned that he doesn’t have a dad and got very confused by the other agents reactions (he had to then explain the fact he has two mums)

Jett moves things in Phoenixs room sometimes just to wind him up

Brimstone had to make a rule that if you’re arguing with someone it has to be in a language you both speak (mostly because of Reyna yelling in Spanish and Viper yelling back that she doesn’t speak spanish)

Neon has chronic fatigue due to how much energy her powers force her to exert

Phoenix likes to confuse Brimstone by being aggressively english

Killjoy has called Brimstone dad more then once to the point where he just accepts it

fuck being a normal member of society I am going to start rot posting

Valorant sexuality nd gender hc’s

I’ve have so many thoughts abt val characters gender istg

(also maybe don’t take this too seriously)

Astra:

Straight but the biggest ally you’ll ever meet

(She/Her)

Breach:

Angry gay

Very cis

Kind of the cool gay uncle

Raze came out to him and he just sat there like??

Breach: Lesbian? I thought you were Portuguese 

Raze: ...Breach I’m Brazilian 

Brimstone:

KJ came out to him and it went smth like:

KJ: Brim i’m gay

Brimstone: Hi gay im brimstone

Straight but he’s for the gays

His pronouns are U/S/A (eagle screech plays in background)

Chamber:

Queer and homophobic in a way only Europeans can be

Cypher:

Bisexual perhaps with a side of genderqueer

Deadlock:

Women lover

A she/they

Would cry over beautiful women

Fade:

They are so nonbinary 

They/She/He Fade is so real to me

Also a women enjoyer just isn’t a fan of labels

Ace spec fr

Gekko:

Green hair nd pronouns

Bisexual

Harbor:

No one really knows???

He’s either very supportive of his bros or is somewhat fruity

Him nd Astra kinda goals ngl

Jett:

Bisexual

Women?

Kay/o:

My boy is made of 1′s nd 0′s i do not think he could care less

Killjoy:

Lesbian

Her gender is science

Neon:

Pansexual

Blue hair nd pronouns fr

My little silly

Omen:

The voices

Phoenix:

I told a friend of mine (who doesnt play val) that phoenix has two mums and she just looked at him and said “he looks like the type” ????

Bisexual but scared of women

Raze:

The biggest women lover 

gender is whats in your pants??? alright *pulls out several explosives*

Reyna:

Lesbian

Men anti 

Sage:

Trans, cottagecore lesbian

Mother???

Skye:

Aro Ace as fuck bro

Sex?? Romance?? nah mate the forest

Her nd dealock r in a queer platonic relationship 

Sova:

*Rubs my hands together evily*

Trans, gay Sova

You can pry this hc from my cold body

Viper:

Transfem

Straight but still anti men

Yoru:

Trans

Homophobic homosexual ngl

Phoenix tries to show any affection nd hes just like >:0 thats gay

Bonus:

Ruben pontes nd Oran McEneff:

Both gay

My actual OTP

I get sad when I think abt them

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks

This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark 

I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.

They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.

They’re kinda shit at swimming.

They’re just little guys.

Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10

Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag

My thoughts on certain val ships

(if you disagree w/ my takes thats swag nd i respect that)

Galaxsea (Astra x Harbour)

I honestly don’t have to many thoughts abt these two

they’re just cute and I love them

they’re both massive nerds and no one can convince me otherwise

they 100% braid each others hair

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

I love them so much

They’re both so mother

Sage wakes up obnoxiously early (doctor things) and Reyna complains and drags her back into bed

Sage makes little trinkets out of jade (the stuff her powers use?? is it jade?? idk just roll with it) and gives them to Reyna

Reyna singing spanish folk songs to help Sage fall asleep

Reyna will whisper some raunchier comments in Sages ear just to watch Sage get flustered 

Cyberowl (Cypher x Sova)

Cypher forces Sova to take breaks when he overworks himself (which is often)

They passive aggressively flirt with each other

Both of them are emotionally constipated

Cypher once called Sova beautiful and Sova could not think straight the rest of the day

Sova sleeps like the dead so Cypher will often wake up with random limbs in his face or Sova just lying on top of him

Viper x Chamber (i actually have no idea what their ship name is someone pls lmk)

Viper hooking up with Chamber claiming it’s “something to take the edge off” before falling hard

Chamber does something stupid and Viper just watches and realises she’s in love with a dumbass

Viper being in love with Chamber and being very unhappy about it

Chamber likes to buy Viper fancy gifts and Viper has no idea how to respond

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

Them both bonding over being afraid of their powers

Sleepy girlfriends 

When Fade stands up Neon pokes in the side and gives her a tiny electric shock

Neon is besties w/ Fades prowlers

Neon once made dinner for her and Fade and Fade was so close to proposing after eating it

Fade wraps herself around Neon in her sleep

Nanobomb (Killjoy x Raze)

They both sing along German rock music in KJs lab

KJ once pressed her alarm bot to boombot and said they were kissing

Raze had never been more in love

They’re both really smart but so so dumb

They binge watch soaps together

Raze made a version of boombot that doesn’t explode and just wonders around base

KJ calls it their child

I love cyberowl as a ship sm!!! Like Sova has such a deep resentment for cypher and his methods and cypher is just like k lol. Also Cypher calling Sova out for having lied on record abt his eye and Sova being all >:/  yOur FiLE iS miSSInG aMiR

Also Cypher being probably servely traumatised to the point where he wont let ppl see his face for fear of them getting hurt and Sova’s just all >:( he’s a sketchy dude i hate him 

they’re so rivals to reluctant friends to lovers