EPISODE 8: MAGICAL GIRL.
They’re love language is napping. If anyone in the protocol is looking for Fade or Neon and they cant find either of them they’re usually away cuddling somewhere.
Neon likes to get up early to go running and Fades clings onto her for dear life because Neon's warm
It took them a while to get close physically (hand holding, cuddling, ect) since Neon was so afraid that she’d hurt Fade
Fade is fucking hopeless in the kitchen. Before the protocol she survived purely off of instant noodles, coffee, and whatever she could find at the nearest store.
Neon moves A LOT in her sleep so Fade usually wakes up to see her girlfriend half off the bed with a leg in Fades face.
Fade knows all the names of Neon’s teddys
Fade tells Neon stories about the stray cats she befriended back in Türkiye
Neon fell first but Fade fell harder
They take bubble baths together and one of them always ends up falling asleep
FadeShockStorm hcs:
Fade and Neon got together first but they both had a bit of a crush on Jett
Jett, at first, only thought she had a crush on Neon but Fade started subtly flirting and Jett just melted
Whenever they all share a bed Fade is in the middle, Jetts snuggled up to her and Neon is just sprawled across them
Neon and Jett call it their Fade sandwich
Jett gets flustered super easily and Fade finds it hilarious
It was actually Fade that invited Jett into their relationship (after talking it through w/ Neon ofc)
Whenever one of them is on their period it’s just top tier pampering from the other two
If two of them are out on a mission the one left at base will send the other two some spicy pics and enjoy their reaction once they get back
Fade got so offended when Jett called her mirror a weirdo and Neon had to step in and be like but u r a weirdo babe??
I just think they all love each other
A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks
This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark
I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.
They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.
They’re kinda shit at swimming.
They’re just little guys.
Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10
Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag
I love seeing people look for ppl to play val with LIKE YES PLS I NEED MORE VAL FRIENDS
Ya know women are kinda cool
I found a whole collection of these in my notes app so heres more of my ramblings
Sage is really good at sudoku
Jett and Phoenix somehow convinced Omen that he’s an octopus
Viper had to reassure Omen that he is in fact not an octopus
Raze is a really good cook but lacks any patience for it
Cypher leaves little presents in front of the agents rooms on their birthdays
No one told Cypher their birthday he just knows
Viper has built up immunity to several poisons
When Gekko fell asleep after playing games Brim made sure to throw a blanket over him
Gekko also once called Brim a GOAT and just laughed when Brim got confused
Chamber gets mocked a lot for being French (rightly so) and even Sage finds it too funny to make anyone stop
Jett has used her powers to catch birds before
Yoru is trans (my reasoning: i am trans nd i think he’s neat)
Sage taught herself a lot about medicine and now everyone in the protocol assumes she’s been to medical school
Skye and Deadlock go birdwatching together during their hikes
Christmas really isn’t a big deal in the protocol but they’ll have a slightly nicer meal to somewhat celebrate
Most/all of the agents have special things they’ll do for their own cultures holidays and celebrations
Whats up boys im back with another dose of headcannons but this time they’re depressing because i love it when my fav characters are miserable
Jett hasn’t been able to see her family in over a year as they essentially disowned her after the Venice incident due to believing she was the cause
After burning down his university Phoenix is fucking terrified of what his powers can do sometimes
Yoru really struggles to make and maintain friendships, he usually feels like he’s too much only to put so much distance between himself and others that he just loses friends
Viper once told Reyna that Lucia was getting worse and Reyna just broke down to the point where Viper had to bring Sage in
Every agent has some form of PTSD, among other things, someone accidently dropped something heavy and everyone near them just froze
Deadlock will sometimes wake up screaming because she swears she can feel her arm being blown off again
Some days Deadlock can’t even stand to look at Gekko’s creatures some days and so she just ends up hiding in her room
Sage sometimes sits in the medbay and just cries, mostly after she has to revive someone
All of the older agents have taken it upon themselves to help the younger agents deal with the trauma of killing and dying
After Killjoy was severely injured Brimstone just held her and promised that he wouldn’t let anything bad happen to her again and when she was killed and brought back a few days later Brim couldn’t look her in the eyes after breaking his promise
Neon is so so cautious when it comes to touching or even being near other people since she feels incredibly guilty if she accidently electrocutes someone
Phoenix hasn’t been able to see his mums since he joined valorant, he got to see them once before he was told about the mirrorverse but after that he couldn’t see them for fear he’d talk about the protocol
Cypher finds himself trying to parent the younger agents a lot, especially the younger female agents since they remind him so much of his daughter.
Jett was somewhat overwhelmed by Cypher acting like a father figure and had to remind him that she isn’t the person he lost
Almost none of the agents feel comfortable letting the others refer to them by their real names, and if someone does call them by they’re actual name it’ll take longer for it to register because of how closely tied they’ve become to their callsigns
I have so many angsty headcannons lol i love to make my comfort characters suffer
Im not rlly used to using marker but heres my attempt at drawing Reyna from val
I was on reddit earlier (first mistake) trying to find some good/interesting character analysis on namgyu and maybe thanos too but the way people talk abt him is so odd?????
Like the first post I saw was someone saying how they think Namgyu was a serial killer before joining the games (i heavily disagree with this) and every reason they listed as to why they thought this could just as easily be applied to thanos... he was laughing/smiling when he killed someone? Thanos caused the death of three people whilst smiling after being splattered by the blood of a woman he'd just been trying to get with. He's narcissistic? brother look at Thanos.
"Oh but thanos was on drugs he didn't know what he was doing"
the only time Namgyu goes out of his way to kill people he has just lost the closest thing he has to a friend inside the games and is on twice the amount of drugs that thanos was taking throughout the games.
A knee ways imo they're both as bad as eachother and people should stop treating one of them like an evil murder junkie whilst trying to claim the other did nothing wrong.
i think abt val a lot// He/Him// 17// i mostly post theories/headcannons I have for valorant
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