Breakfast

FINALLY GOT DEADLOCK I AM GOING TO CRY I LOVE HER

Theory about Sage

So, I've been thinking about how Sage's healing abilities, and pondering how they work. And I have a theory.

Sage can only heal something that was originally on someone's body. For example, with Breach, he was born with no arms (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), and therefore, Sage wouldn't be able to just have him sprout arms randomly because he didn't have them in the first place.

Next, Radianite-induced injuries can't heal properly. We can see that with Deadlock's arm, which was evaporated when she evaporated that bear in the Radianite collidor thingy (again, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). We also have proof of that with Omen, who Sage wasn't fully able to bring back.

Now, with this in mind, I have one final question...

HOW THE FUCK DID SOVA LOSE HIS EYE?!

LIKE, IT CAN'T BE SOMETHING SIMPLE AS "oh, I got rid of it so I could get this cool metal eye to help me with work" BECAUSE HE LITERALLY FABRICATED A STORY INTO HIS FILE, AS POINTED OUT BY CYPHER.

im so feral about sova, and i don't even know why

Forgot to post this one lol

Valorant ships and their songs

I experienced a thought the other day whilst listening to music. So heres my opinions on what songs best suit various valorant ships. This is like half vibes based and half lyric based

Yorunix/firewalker (Yoru x Phoenix)

Allies or enemies by the crane wives.

I know they're more rivals than full on enemies HOWEVER consider the dynamic

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

Sonne by Rammstein

I didn't just choose this song cuz haha kj german but instead i feel that the vibe of the song fits Raze well if you catch my drift and the line 'sie ist der hellste Stern von allen' (she is the brightest star of all) fits with kj being depicted as being the smartest in a room

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

Love story by Indila

ONCE AGAIN not just cus chambers french but i feel a lot of lines in the song just scream chamber for example "I will be rich and I'll offer you all my gold and if you don't care I'll be waiting for you in the harbour If you ignore me I will offer you the last gasp of life"

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

Work song by Hozier

this is them and idc what anyone says "She never asked me once about the wrong I did" is so them I cannot even

Reyna x Viper

Bad idea by girl in red

Do I even need to explain this one?

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

Cigarettes out the window by Tv girl

You cant tell me that Fade doesn't seem like a smoker (also i saw an edit of them to this song and it is all i think about)

Fire storm (Phoenix x Jett)

I don't want to set the world on fire by The Ink Spots

Both of them have caused harm with their powers despite not wanting to they dont want to 'set the world on fire' they just want to be normal people (i am sosososo normal abt them)

Sage x Omen

(Dont fear) the reaper by Blue oyster cult

Omen is so used to everyone being afraid of him and Sage refuses to let him believe he's a monster

Listen I hate valorant as much as the next guy however one of my favourite things to do is play clove on usa servers and do my best impersonation of them in team chat

Valorant HCs lets go

I found a whole collection of these in my notes app so heres more of my ramblings

Sage is really good at sudoku

Jett and Phoenix somehow convinced Omen that he’s an octopus

Viper had to reassure Omen that he is in fact not an octopus

Raze is a really good cook but lacks any patience for it 

Cypher leaves little presents in front of the agents rooms on their birthdays

No one told Cypher their birthday he just knows

Viper has built up immunity to several poisons

When Gekko fell asleep after playing games Brim made sure to throw a blanket over him

Gekko also once called Brim a GOAT and just laughed when Brim got confused

Chamber gets mocked a lot for being French (rightly so) and even Sage finds it too funny to make anyone stop

Jett has used her powers to catch birds before

Yoru is trans (my reasoning: i am trans nd i think he’s neat)

Sage taught herself a lot about medicine and now everyone in the protocol assumes she’s been to medical school

Skye and Deadlock go birdwatching together during their hikes

Christmas really isn’t a big deal in the protocol but they’ll have a slightly nicer meal to somewhat celebrate

Most/all of the agents have special things they’ll do for their own cultures holidays and celebrations

Yorunix (sfw) headcannons!!!

*Crawls out from the shadows to offer you these*

Yoru is a massive cuddler?? the first time they shared a bed Phoenix woke up to Yoru wrapped around him but didn’t have the heart to wake him.

Yoru blames Phoenix everytime the weathers too hot even if Phoenix is nowhere in the vicinity

 Phoenix has a folder on his phone thats just pics of Yoru when he’s being cute

They have a lot of late night talks about what they’ll do once the wars over and they can leave the protocol (even though both of them know that will probably never happen)

Yoru never apologised for shooting Phoenix

Phoenix is one of the few people who can get Yoru to stop being pissed off all the time

After difficult missions when one of them doesn’t feel like talking the other will just start rambling about their pasts

Phoenix got Yoru to try beans on toast one time and Yoru has never forgiven him

Black cat x golden retriver

Phoenix taught himself a handful of phrases in Japanese to better connect with Yoru but that just ended with Yoru giving Phoenix extensive lessons on Japanese pronunciation  

When Yoru’s tired/fed up he refuses to speak english

Phoenix asked why and Yoru told him he finds it easier to think and talk in his native language

They make each other food a lot

Also hot take but I think their ship name should be firewalker (firebird x riftwalker)

They’re wives your honor

fuck being a normal member of society I am going to start rot posting

EPISODE 8: MAGICAL GIRL.