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Mfs when I'm unable to feel guilt

Mfs when a trauma response makes someone an asshole and isn't just some cute uwu quirky part of their personality

The group therapy extra triggering today

Why do so many neurologists suck bro. I'm so glad I'm getting a new one

Drinking alcohol with a cut on the inside of your cheek is an extreme sport

Me, walking to school in a fun outfit: :)

A group of boys dressed in hoodies and pajama pants, yelling from across the parking lot or their car as they drive past: oh HELL nah. What tf is that. U bitch. U smell like piss (like they can smell me from over there)

Me, knowing how much power I have over their bitchasses: >:3

Instead of trying to replace an ableist and incorrect usage of intensive though (e.g "the intrusive thoughts won tonight") to mean impulsive behaviour with the term "impulsive thoughts" (which is clunky because it obviously still draws from intrusive thoughts and is similar enough for people to not notice or know the difference, is still ableist as this is also a medical term, and self-contradictory, as any impulsive thoughts are not necessarily harmful in a way that works for the meme), I suggest we start referring to it as The Impulse. Capital letters and all.

Arguments:

- draws on the popular internet slang expression of The Horrors (unspecific but commonly experienced life struggles of both psychological and material original), and is therefore not connected to the ableist misuse of instructive thoughts;

- additionally, implies the existence of universal human experience with The Impulse, in a similar way humans universally can experience The Horrors, and therefore inclusive of all;

- also implies the existence of The Impulse entity which, according to individual interpret, can be anything yet immediately relatable to other people;

- is literally just funnier than both intrusive thoughts and impulsive thoughts in that context;

- sounds ominous enough to use in ominous situations.

Example of use:

"bro let The Impulse win 💀"

"The Impulse won tonight (dyed my hair at 3 am)"

"The Impulse telling me to call my ex [insert reaction picture]"

"can't let The Impulse win this one"

You can also smack at ™ there, implying that The Impulse™ is well known enough to be trademarked and widely recognisable, which I think is cool.

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

School ppl: so we won't make prom royalty slow dance w each other :)

Prom Queen and Prom Princess: dances w each other instead

At the red lobster, stuffing cheddar bay biscuits into my purse