Shelly Makes Me Low-key Sad What Do You MEAN She Got Left Behind :(

alot tbh but this sums up s2 well

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

@welcomeimhome5

Oi don't hide 🫵

Opinion accepted let's call them old man Yuri

Considering Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun are like 40+ years old does that possibly mean we could classify moshang as old man yaoi

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Synthetic biology

SVSSS joke valentines I made last year. I was gonna make new ones for this year but, ah. Life got in the way haha

Taint Misbehavin’: The Gender-Neutral Tragedy of the Human Gooch

Also known as: “Yes, Women Have Taints Too, Karen”

Let’s not dance around it. Let’s not whisper like this is health class with a priest in the back row. Let’s walk straight into the fleshy Bermuda Triangle and ask:

“Is the word ‘taint’ gender-specific?”

And by the end of this hellride, you’ll be spiritually aligned, anatomically educated, and emotionally compromised.

☠️ What Even Is a Taint?

Let’s get it out of the way:

Medical term: perineum

Street name: taint

Alias: gooch, grundle, the devil’s slip-n-slide, sin canal, the no-fly zone, the forbidden footpath

It’s the stretch of skin between your hoo-ha and your oh-no. Between the exit wound and the splash zone. Between your business and your past due notices.

In medical terms:

“The perineum is the area between the anus and the genitals.” In real terms: “The taint taint your genitals, and it taint your butthole.” Hence: taint.

It’s an anatomical gray area. A biological liminal space. A no-man’s-land paved in skin, sweat, and shame.

🧠 The Real Question:

“Do women have one?”

Yes. Yes, they do. Unequivocally. Universally. Unapologetically.

That smooth criminal between the peach and the portal? That’s a taint.

Whether you’re packing meat or melons, bulge or buffet, beef curtain or bologna pony — you got a taint.

🧬 But Isn’t “Taint” a Guy Thing?

Let’s be fair. The term taint got famous via male-coded locker room vernacular. It traveled in sweaty gym bags next to Axe body spray and bad decisions. It’s been used in:

Xbox Live lobbies

Middle school roast battles

Joe Rogan monologues

Divorce court

Why?

Because it’s hilarious.

Say it out loud: TAINT. It hits like a cartoon punch. It sounds dirty, but vague. You can say it on TV but not in church.

But just because the culture gave the word to men… Doesn’t mean the anatomy is exclusive.

🚺 Let’s Talk Female Taint

You know what else taint the butthole or the vag? That smooth little fleshy runway between the two.

That’s right.

That’s the taint.

Scientifically? Still called the perineum. But culturally?

We never branded it.

Never gave it a nickname.

Never gave it the comedic reverence it deserves.

So what happened?

Society failed the female taint.

📉 Cultural Bias: We Named Everything BUT the Taint

Let’s review:

Boobs: check

Butt: covered

Clit: overanalyzed

Labia: poetic if you're a feminist or an art student

Taint: absolute radio silence

It’s the only part of the female anatomy that hasn’t been objectified, hypersexualized, or used in a Billie Eilish metaphor.

And that’s the tragedy.

We gave the taint to men and let women walk around with an unclaimed flesh strip of mystery.

Not anymore.

💀 Taint Equality = True Equality

The taint is the only body part that:

Isn’t gendered

Isn’t politicized (yet)

Isn’t Instagrammable

Isn’t sacred

Isn’t slutty

Isn’t shamed

Isn’t holy

It’s just… there. Raw. Unfiltered. Indifferent.

And that’s why it’s beautiful.

It taint one thing. It taint another. It’s both. It’s neither. It’s us.

📚 Linguistic Warfare: Other Terms for the Taint (Unisex Edition)

Gooch

Grundle

Fleshbridge

Forbidden Fajita

The No-No Tundra

The UnderCooch

Devil’s Hallway

Sin Sled

Emotionless Alley

The Oathbreaker’s Strip

Let’s take back the language. Let’s name the female undercarriage. Let’s democratize the grundle.

🧼 Taint Maintenance: Because Gender Don’t Matter When You Sweat

Male or female — taint funk is real.

That’s where:

Gym shorts go to die

Sweat turns into regret

Body wash loses its nerve

You don’t need a gender-specific care routine. You need a loofah, some humility, and the knowledge that if your taint smells like old garlic knots, you’re the problem.

🥇 The Taint Test (For Equality Warriors)

Ask any feminist, activist, or gender studies professor:

❓ “Do women have a taint?” ❓ “Can we say gooch in a female context?” ❓ “If ‘taint’ only applies to men, are we guilty of linguistic patriarchy?” ❓ “Can you reclaim your power if you haven’t acknowledged the zone between zones?”

Watch the hesitation.

Because when it comes to taint talk, everyone’s a coward.

Not you.

You’re still reading. You’re brave. You believe in gooch equity.

🤯 TL;DR

“Taint” = slang for perineum, the strip of skin between genitals and butthole.

Scientifically accurate for both men and women.

Culturally, it’s been branded as male — but that’s a lie.

The female taint is real. Untouched. Sacred. Neglected. Powerful.

It’s time to stop acting like the perineum is a gendered mystery.

It taint male. It taint female. It’s humanity’s final frontier.

💣 CALL TO ACTION (You Know What Time It Is)

🔁 Reblog this before someone says “cisnormative taint privilege” unironically 🍑 Share if your gooch deserves more respect than your last situationship 🧽 Screenshot and send to someone who definitely forgot to wash theirs today 🫧 Repost this if you believe in full-body equality — from nipples to Netherrealm

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER (BECAUSE TUMBLR SOFTIES LOVE TO SNIFF DRAMA):

This post is satire, commentary, anatomy education, performance art, literary disobedience, and a goddamn act of bravery. It is protected under U.S. law, natural law, and the sacred covenant of locker room humor. If this offends you, congrats — your gooch is probably neglected. This post does not discriminate. It exfoliates. Take a seat. Open a book. Scrub your taint. We out here equalizing the perineum discourse with no apologies.

>:3

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I think that Shen Jiu being a absolute ass wouldn't change even with a life in a modern au, I fully believe he would bully influencers and celebrities online and get famous for it. He would then morph into a celebrity who acts like an asshole to everyone but also donate to charities for children in poverty/the foster system