I Should Not, In The Year Of The Lord, 2024, Have My Ears ASAULTED With The Lego Movie Just Dance Song

O MY GOD THIS IS RHE FIRST TUMBLR HOLIDAY I KNOW ABOUT (I only learned about it yesterday FROM tumblr so ya know)

ALSO TODAY EVERYBODY CHOSE A THEME TO DRESS YP AS AND ONE ADVISORY (THE ONE RUN BY THE LATIN TEACHER WHO IS AMAZING) DRESSED UP AS THE SENETORS/PEOPLE WHO DIED AND SAID THE CAUSE AND PERSON AND DATE OF DEATH ON THE BACK OF THEIR SHIRTS AND DIFFERENT LETTERS ON THE FRONT WHICH ALL SPELLED OUT "I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED" IN LATIN ON THE FRONT SBJJDHDBFHSSNBFJCUUSRHFHFHEJEJFUFJGJGJABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPHDHDDJJRTHFJDQRSHFJDJSJDJFTUVWXYZFHFHDHSJFHFBWJDJFJF

got that fuckign. ravioli in my pockets.

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

Idk what wet rat Wednesday is but I am here for it.

you ever needed to bring your breakfast on the go ?

got that fuckign. ravioli in my pockets.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

I WAS ONLY O. TUMBLR FOR LIKE 5 SECS YESTERDAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A BOOP ?!?!?!???!!?????????!!!!!