Pandora: I Want A Racoon

peter pettigrew is just a silly lil guy. never did anything wrong. look at him. he may have blood on his hands but he was just in a silly mood <3

Probably an unpopular opinion but I don’t want an official marauders show or spin off. Mostly because a majority of the fandom stuff is completely fanon. We don’t have actual information for our fandom except for a few things. If there was an official show or spin off that would mean having to have the og creator put her grubby little hands all over our fandom and ruining all our fanon canon. All our headcanons would be ruined and knowing her, she wouldn’t take any of our headcanons and make them canon and so then our fandom is ruined because the canon versions are nothing like the versions we have created and made our own.

“jily is the reason for the fandom.” so is joanne rowling but you don’t see me licking her fucking boots.

this is sirius about remus you can't tell me otherwise

gawky, lanky, loser, socially awkward boys who looks like they never spoke to a woman and probably never felt the touch of one. Why are you such loners? Do you even try? Can you make friends at all? Are you that insecure? Why don't you go out? Wanna exchange numbers? I'm free tonight, wanna meet up? Wanna kiss?

in a constant state of suffering knowing that i'll never be as cool as sirius black

harry potters dead parents and their dead friends and one (1) friend whos alive

why is everyone so pretty? what the hell. why is everyone so beautiful? stop

imagine proffesor!remus' students' happiness when they find out he actually has a boyfriend and not a wife and three kids

Sirius: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Remus : Sirius, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

regulus *wearing barty's clothes*: how come i've never seen you wear this dress before?

barty: because when i wear it it's a shirt

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for