This Is Sirius About Remus You Can't Tell Me Otherwise

regulus *wearing barty's clothes*: how come i've never seen you wear this dress before?

barty: because when i wear it it's a shirt

"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"

no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"

in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.

i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for

guys she's my wife

i hope we all know james would make *that* face before kissing

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

How tall is your Evan

in my head he's very tall, taller than barty :))

also thank you for the question!

regulus core

Everyone seeing baby Luna:

Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her

Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful

Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them

Dorcas:...

Evan:...

Barty: Yeah but she's cute

Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her

barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will

remus never runs. he will not, under any circumstances, run anywhere. not even when he is late to class or gets caught after curfew. if you ever saw him run, it was not him.