Remus Never Runs. He Will Not, Under Any Circumstances, Run Anywhere. Not Even When He Is Late To Class

marlene: i hate you. you are self-centered, shallow, arrogant, and full of yourself

dorcas: you’re loud, dim-witted, and think you’re amazing when really you’re so fucking annoying

marlene: i think we should make out though

dorcas: sounds good to me

guys she's my wife

parents omg

their valedictorian swag has bewitched me mind body and soul

had to act normal today when my friend said 'that werewolf professor from harry potter'

james: aren't you a lesbian

marlene: stfu

marlene posting remus to the girl dinner sound while he's half asleep, shirtless and delirious

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so

marlene: dorcas has a good heart

lily: yes i've noticed you staring at her heart

i'm dating all of them actually

bisexual people are so cool, i wish they were real

marlene mckinnon

remus loves DC comics and james loves marvel. they fight over it a lot.