I'm Dating All Of Them Actually

Sirius: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Remus : Sirius, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

rjl lives in the cuntryside

Everyone seeing baby Luna:

Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her

Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful

Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them

Dorcas:...

Evan:...

Barty: Yeah but she's cute

Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her

Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius

imagine proffesor!remus' students' happiness when they find out he actually has a boyfriend and not a wife and three kids

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

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remus is the type of guy no one really pays attention to in the hall but all his friends would f*ck him

happy sirius black day :')

“happy birthday,” lily said, sitting down next to him. “this is not exactly how you would have liked to spend your birthday, is it?”

“it’s not.” sirius didn’t know if he had voiced his thoughts — maybe he had, or hadn’t.

“you don’t have to be alone,” james told him, and his voice seemed to come from somewhere far away, almost as if at the end of a tunnel. “you’re not alone.”

he is, thought, and the cell is cold.

the difference between remus and regulus:

james: would you still love me if i was a worm?

regulus: no

and

sirius: would you still love me if i was a worm?

remus: you are a worm tho