remus is the type of guy no one really pays attention to in the hall but all his friends would f*ck him
regulus runs away au where walburga sends him a howler saying "i've burned you off the tapiserie. you are no daughter of mine." and regulus just gives sirius a thumbs up
just... just marlene calling dorcas dork..
my least favorite marauders headcannon:
peter betrays them and everyone dies
Everyone seeing baby Luna:
Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her
Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful
Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them
Dorcas:...
Evan:...
Barty: Yeah but she's cute
Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her
evan: i'm cold
barty: here babe, take my jacket
vs
barty: i'm cold
evan: well damn crouch i can't control the weather
my personal headcannons about the fanon marauders era folks !!anti j*r!!
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