Regulus About Sirius

my least favorite marauders headcannon:

peter betrays them and everyone dies

remus would throw his shoe at james or peter when they'd annoy him (not sirius though because he knows sirius would change into padfoot and chew on it)

marlene: dorcas has a good heart

lily: yes i've noticed you staring at her heart

"jegulus doesnt make sense" it's not about making sense it's about forbidden romance best friends brother hate to love angst

James: What the fuck?! Crouch just fucking bit me!

Regulus: oh finally!

James: huh?

*Regulus, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas collectively roll up their sleeves to show him teeth marks*

Pandora: It means you're accepted. Biting is his love language.

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”

actually i can do whatever the hell i want

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so

in a constant state of suffering knowing that i'll never be as cool as sirius black

this halloween i humbly ask for a fanart of dorlene wearing harley quinn and poison ivy costumes