"Dorcas is a lesbian" "dorcas is bi" "dorcas is slytherin" "dorcas is ravenclaw" "dorcas is a chaser" "dorcas is a beater" that may be so. But have you considered that dorcas is MY WIFE
this halloween i humbly ask for a fanart of dorlene wearing harley quinn and poison ivy costumes
Everyone seeing baby Luna:
Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her
Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful
Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them
Dorcas:...
Evan:...
Barty: Yeah but she's cute
Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her
regulus doesn't move at all while sleeping but sirius will go to sleep in his bed and wake up under it with no recollection of how he got there
james: aren't you a lesbian
marlene: stfu
marlene posting remus to the girl dinner sound while he's half asleep, shirtless and delirious
james is the biggest wolfstar shipper as long as they use a silencing charm
regulus *wearing barty's clothes*: how come i've never seen you wear this dress before?
barty: because when i wear it it's a shirt
Can't believe I'm obsessed with a bitch named bartemius
my personal headcannons about the fanon marauders era folks !!anti j*r!!
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