none of the slytherin skittles believe in therapy btw
the 'all in all you're just another brick in the wall' marauders
Regulus, In his denial Era : when people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to let them know I don't actually care.
James: fascinating.
Regulus: thanks, Jake.
Everyone seeing baby Luna:
Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her
Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful
Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them
Dorcas:...
Evan:...
Barty: Yeah but she's cute
Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her
the difference between remus and regulus:
james: would you still love me if i was a worm?
regulus: no
and
sirius: would you still love me if i was a worm?
remus: you are a worm tho
just... just marlene calling dorcas dork..
platonic jily is the best thing in the whole world. like the thought of them in love makes me cringe but them as reluctant friends to besties? that’s so hot
"Dorcas is a lesbian" "dorcas is bi" "dorcas is slytherin" "dorcas is ravenclaw" "dorcas is a chaser" "dorcas is a beater" that may be so. But have you considered that dorcas is MY WIFE
james to regulus
my personal headcannons about the fanon marauders era folks !!anti j*r!!
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