james to regulus
i'm dating all of them actually
bisexual people are so cool, i wish they were real
"that trope is so overused in fanfiction"
no. i have never once looked at fanfic and thought "i wish there weren't so many amortentia Aus" "i wish they didn't always have that Oh, Oh moment" "i wish there weren't so many jokes alluding to canon"
in fact, i want more. make more silly little jokes about reg drowning. give me the oh moment again.
i will read the same trope over and over again, that's what fanfiction is for
regulus doesn't move at all while sleeping but sirius will go to sleep in his bed and wake up under it with no recollection of how he got there
"you're hesitating, love." I SURE AM NOT HESITATING TO HURL MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW AFTER READING THAT (affectionate)
pandora: i want a racoon
evan: we have a barty
pandora: barty doesn't have cute hands
barty: i don't?
au where regulus goes to a restaurant with barty evan dorcas and pandora and regulus says their server, james, is cute and when barty tells james he smiles and throws a pick up line meanwhile regulus is blushing like an idiot
sirius black would absolutely destroy the met gala thank you for listening
Everyone seeing baby Luna:
Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her
Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful
Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them
Dorcas:...
Evan:...
Barty: Yeah but she's cute
Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her
james: aren't you a lesbian
marlene: stfu
marlene posting remus to the girl dinner sound while he's half asleep, shirtless and delirious
my personal headcannons about the fanon marauders era folks !!anti j*r!!
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