I'm A Little Slut For Oranges

. . . Why would someone put tits on a robot? (Sarcasm [I don't remember it's tone indicator])

you know it’s a little annoying that they delayed metroid prime four so much but I think that it’s worth it if it means they could really perfect the graphics on samus’s dick.

Why are women *AND* men allowed to be hot at the same time ;<;

she’s right

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

Trans visibility has gotten scarier for years now, and the trans people celebrating today are extraordinary. I love every single one of my trans siblings, including the ones who don't want to be visible today or can't be. Stay safe, and don't let them take your pride away from you.

Why does spinning the little post button/tab thing reminds me of that thing in Elementary Computer Lab where you spinning the selection window thing on your desktop

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real