I Figured Out How To Set Up My Ask Box Thing, So Ask Me Anything!!!

You’ve accidentally summoned the Devil while cooking dinner, and he’s intrigued by your culinary skills. He challenges you to a high-stakes cook-off, with your soul on the line. If you win, you get a lifetime of unparalleled culinary prowess and the ability to impress anyone with your dishes. But if you lose, your soul is his. As you accept the challenge, you realize you’ll need to prepare the most extraordinary meal of your life.

let's make soup, friends!

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

"For the aesthetics!" She said, while killing a small village.

Imagine if you could get the charges dropped from a crime by claiming 'It was for the aesthetics'

My gender is still here but I'm not sure how to make it up yet

@moonthemagical wanna try?

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

And they told me 'oh that table's in the wrong spot' even though I only just knew there was a table there like 2 minutes before...

Production Update:

My director assumes that I can organize a whole cable layout for our theatre in less then a day.

They also assume that I can record audio in less then an hour. I'm gonna need at least ten minutes to set up everything :(

They also think that the tech team (me and one other person) can see in pitch black dark and somehow get the cues right on time. And no, we can't have flashlights because that would be "too distracting". (I just turned up the brightness on my phone homescreen and used it kind of like a glow stick)

One of our lights is broken but they don't understand why the lighting designer can't get a good wash. "It's not that hard", they say, not understanding technology. (We literally only have like 13 channels on our lighting console, so one out of commission effects everything)

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

Hey, so your boyfriend? Well he kinda put salt after the pasta was done and not in the water to let it disperse... Yeah I'm sorry but the Italians killed him in the street.

hey btw if you’re any sort of queer exclusionist i want nothing to do with you thx byeee

My fave parts in 'Gee, Officer Krupke' from West Side Story (2021)

The smooth transition from regular scene to song

Baby John just being shoved on the swivel chair

'Tell it to the judge.' and the whisper of 'Get over there.'

Baby John just sitting in the chair, a little bored during the judge verse

the slide on the benches tho

and the lopsided glasses really sell the bit

Diesel saying 'I'm disturbed!' just so happily

Baby John looking scared for his life when they all pick him up, and then throw him

'The boy's depraved the the account he ain't at a normal home.' 'Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.'

and then the subsequent 'So take this nut to a headshrinker' 'Ooh, why not?'

the therapy chair transition is so good

'Ew, Diesel, you got a social disease?' 'Hey, wait, can I catch it by touching him?' *Proceeds to hold Diesel's hand in the next transition*

Baby John's verse is my favourite, especially how he sings 'It's not I'm anti-social, I'm only anti-work'

'This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen.' 'Okay.'

'The trouble is he's growing.' 'The trouble is he's grown.' HITS SO HARD I LOVE IT

'Gee, Officer Krupke, what are we to do?' omg the vocals for that are amazing 'Gee, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU!'