Ok Here You Go! Its Titled 'The Bounciest Boy' And Is Based Off My Alligator Plushie!

Hey sorry but your boyfriend? Yeah he became the lead role. There's no going back from this.

hello fellow people once i get my candy stash i will show the options for the inbox trick-or-treaters and you can get 2! it will be random! you might also see my marvellous bat plushie! you never know!

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

*Gasp!* A Monty Python reference? In this day and age? Why, it must be the coming of destiny!

*Goes and stares at a pond for an hour to think about life*

It turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is actually a great basis for a system of government.

'female disease'?? 'imaginary female trouble'??? 'menstrual deranged'???? 'woman trouble'????? what the heck was going on in the mid-to-late 1800s???

Reasons to be admitted to an insane asylum from 1864 to 1889

Tag yourself, I’m Seduction and Disappointment

Lop Rabbit named Rupert. Around 1 year old. August 2021.

reblogging this because THE INSTRUMENTAL VERSION HITS HARD

'On Top Of The World' by Shawn Mendes in Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile is a great song. no one can tell me otherwise.

@spyld

im gonna die from laughing

genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it