At My Store, We Sell This Soap. They Have Some, Well, Interesting Names.

oh my you will not believe it but i held something at arm's length and admired it.

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

Theatre Update or something

Hey, if ya'll have been following up on my theatre debacles, you'll know that I was Assistant Stage Manager for my last show, even though I did more work than the Stage Manager themselves.

Well, because my old director left, (Moon talked about it in their post here, we work in the same theatre company) we got a new one, and because I was the most senior member of the Stage Crew, the Sound Designer was talking to them, and mentioned about me being ASM last year but doing more than the SM, and my director made me the Stage Manager! I finally get the title to go with all the work I'm going to have to do for this production! I'm so happy!

(is this how actors feel like when they get cast as one of the main roles istg)

Anyways I'll try to be more active with my theatre updates, as this is one wacky show and we've got a lot of new people in our company.

"[actor name] does The Thing" What thing?

"Lights go on [actor name]" Where are they?

"[actor name] grabs prop" WHAT PROP!?!? WHERE IS IT??

Do you ever leave yourself a note

And go “This is going to be very unhelpful when I read it later”

…and then do it anyway???

Drawing in the sand on the beach. Sunset Beach, Vancouver, Canada. March 2021.

Thank you to everyone who game me suggestions! I will make a second post in honour of Ace Awareness Week, and I won't add photos because those take up too much space lol. I'll also try to organize by category, if I can.

All the Asexual and Aromantic characters I could find in books/media (so far!)

The Summer of Bitter and Sweet - Jen Ferguson

Demisexual representation by Lou, a half-Métis Indigenous Canadian teen.

Hazbin Hotel - Vivienne Medrano & Amazon Prime

AroAce representation by Alastor Altruist, a Louisiana Creole Overlord demon.

Heartstopper - Alice Oseman & Netflix

AroAce representation by Isaac Henderson, a British teen.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians (+ other PJO series) - Rick Riordan

Asexual representation by Thalia Grace, an American Hunter of Artemis Lieutenant.

The Heroes of Olympus (+ Trials of Apollo) - Rick Riordan

AroAce representation by Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano, a Puerto Rican Hunter of Artemis and past Praetor of the Twelfth Legion.

Shadow and Bone - Leigh Bardugo & Netflix

Asexual representation by Kaz Brekker, leader of The Crows.

Across a Field of Starlight - Blue Delliquanti

Asexual representation by Lu (right) and Fassen, (left) a pilot and ex-soldier, respectively.

Sherlock - Mark Gatiss, Steven Moffat (BBC)

Asexual representation by Sherlock Holmes, a British detective.

Heartbreak High - Hannah Carroll Chapman & Netflix

Asexual representation by Ca$h, an Australian teen who is gay.

That's all I have for now, let me know if there's more characters I should add!

i mean how else would he deal with Benoit's shenanigans?

I also love how we all just immediately went they're married.

Not they're boyfriend's, just got together or engaged, it was just clear that they have been married for a long time

White Roses. May 2022.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading