I Need To Memorize This To My Core I Fucking Love I Earned My Life With My Heart And Soul

the best part about concerts is that they’re always slightly shit. i love that i am at my very happiest after being shoved for 2 hours, with aching feet, ringing ears, and a dizzy head. it’s such a weird buzz or pure, overwhelming joy

Chaoscore things

- S C R E A M

-things where they shouldn't be

-cursed images

-hahaha garbage

-t-posing to assert dominance

-possibly not human

-cryptids

-anything that falls in the uncanny valley

-"hmm that's unsettling, I love it"

-eat the rich

-decompose, become one with moss

-just do the thing who cares if it's great we all exist in a screaming hell anyways

-liminal spaces are rad af

Add more if you want

anybody a werewolf? wanna be my best buddy?

the constant suggestion by popular media that vampires and werewolves are inherently opposites/enemies is quite frankly offensive. they are best friends. nocturnal monster buddies.

You’re wearing a tshirt, I’m wearing the Cock polo (inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes). We are not the same.

sebastian choking on o!ciel's soul after seasoning it with too much trauma:

meeeee

a fae to befriend

oh shit, me FUCK -

Consider: wendigocore

-dark brown clothing

-vultureculture

-forgetting to eat

-long dark hair

-constantly cold

-native american myths

-studies cryptids

-loves mysteries

-won’t hesitate to bite you

-frequently says disturbing things

-has researched the effects of cannibalism

-liable to disappear into the forest    

Being a teenager is hard enough as it is, but being a teenage vampire comes with a whole new mixed bag of fuckery. 

While some of your human friends are getting embarrassed by their changing voices, you’re busy getting embarrassed because you just accidentally hypnotised your teacher for the third time this week. To be fair, no one wanted to have to do that surprise test.

While your friends are worrying about breakouts, you’re trying desperately not to lisp with your now more prominent fangs. The amount of times you’ve sliced open your own tongue or lips on your new fangs, is now well and truly in the double digits. You’re not sure how your parents make it look so easy.

As your friends are stumbling and fumbling thanks to their still changing bodies, you’re prying yourself out of the wall after accidentally using your vampire speed for the third time today. By this point you’re pretty sure they’re going to end up having to replace half the school before the year is up.

Your parents are little help in the matter, one having been a vampire for hundreds of years and barely remembering the struggles, and the other having been turned from a human. Honestly they find the whole thing hilarious.  “The lisp is adorable dear. Really. And look at those cute little fangs” 

At least it’s not likely to get any worse than this…. right?

this is edward