anybody a werewolf? wanna be my best buddy?
the constant suggestion by popular media that vampires and werewolves are inherently opposites/enemies is quite frankly offensive. they are best friends. nocturnal monster buddies.
What’s Adventurecore media? I propose:
- Gravity Falls - Dungeons & Dragons - Over the Garden Wall - The Hobbit - BuzzFeed Unsolved - Pokémon - The Legend of Zelda
Feel free to add on!
When do we mention the clapping though?
Andrew Hozier Byrne: God of Dreams and the Forest. King of the Druids.
Dodie Clark: Goddess of Monsters, Chaotic Good, Confetti, and Healing.
Florence Welch: Goddess of Dance, Women and Witchcraft. Queen of the Faeries.
Regina Spektor: Goddess of Madness, Color, and Strong Unexplainable Feelings.
David Bowie: Lord of the Stars and Planets. Traveler of the Universe. A shapeshifter.
He was human once, and never felt as if he truly belonged in the body of mankind. He was granted godliness after death. He’s everywhere in space at once, to this day, still traveling the endless universe forever more.
Whenever we see a comet trailing by, its him giving us a hello.
He keeps the planets in line, as well as the stars and meteors and nebulas, making sure nothing hurts his favorite planet. The planet that he owes so much to, despite the fact that it was never home.
Freddie Mercury: God of Love and Euphoria, Savior and Brother of the Oppressed. Charm-speaking abilities, possessing the most beautiful voice in all the cosmos.
Beyoncé: Goddess of the Sun.
Lana Del Rey: Goddess of Time and Forever.
so, I'll just casually be doing something trying to blend in, and my gums will get this extremely painful feeling...so I chew on bottle tops, pens, etc...anything I can get my hands on that'll stop the pain.
dude, i promise i’m not a vampire, i just don’t wanna be intrusive you know ?? so can u like invite me in ??
If you touch an Angel’s wing and halo at the same time they take a screenshot
My Chemical Romance
My Chemical Romance films a scene for the “Na Na Na” music video (2010). This previously unreleased scene was published with the greatest hits album May Death Never Stop You (2014)
love wins moodboard
-The best way to learn is on the job
-Snakes kept in ethanol for 50 years have a very specific smell
-it’s like greasy vodka
-I’ve found where all the queers go in science and it’s museums, I’ve found my people
-A right of passage includes getting a tattoo of your preferred genus
-The 60 year old entomologist who is apparently a celebrity in the beetle circles has a huge back-spanning tattoo of a scarab, and my co-worker only discovered this when she saw said entomologist at a rock concert
-You have to keep those stained skeleton specimens in jars of glycerin because it’s only in glycerin that light goes through the specimens tissue to reveal the blue/red/green skeleton otherwise they’re an opaque white
-Glycerin leeches through glass
-You will be skinning an animal for a few hours and be staring at the bare flesh and viscera and be suddenly intensely hungry. That’s normal.
-You’ll find a “problem specimen” in a jar with no number tag and you’ll ask the collection manager what to do about it, she’ll turn around pick a book from a huge shelf of identical books and ask for the place and date on the jar and then she’ll flip to a page, check that, and then check the online database before saying “it’s this one, make a new tag”. And you’ll spend the rest of the day mystified at the incredible record-keeping that’s been happening for 130 years.
-Vegans haven’t discovered museum collections yet and everyone hopes it stays that way lest we have to constantly defend another vital aspect of scientific progress
- “Our collection isn’t haunted because animals don’t hold that kind of grudge, everything in the herpetology section murdered for their dinner everyday, but the anthropology collection on the other hand…”
-Everyone in the vertebrate collection has a furious and never-ending hatred of fly fishing (never forgive, never forget)