No 😊 (I'm Currently Driving To Your Location With A Truck Full Of Gay Water. You're Welcome Hugo!)

Low-key feel like Var and Hugo should be swapped in this one

do you and Varian have Starbucks/coffee orders?

I honestly dont really like Starbucks, since i drink my coffee black and bitter (like the Gods intended) and their roasts really suck and cost a bajjillion friggen dollars, @goggles-varian on the other hand? Oh boy.

His coffee order is a monstrosity of sugar. It's some wired mocha cookie crumble latte chino frappé with a billion other things that I apparently always order wrong (even though its not my fault hes practically inventing a new element with that shit) that I just call "diabetes in a cup" and the one time he gave me a sip, I recoiled and it took me hours to get the taste outta my mouth.

I prefer my coffee to be made at home (and when we do that, Hairstipe just mades creamer and sugar with a side of coffee) so yeah.

Blonde bitch out! ✨️🏳️‍🌈💅

Hugo, I'll lend you gay water but please stop with the dairy.

so someone has a gay river full of gay water and i have a strong suspicion they're giving Hugo some of it

Why do you Anons like making my child sick? It’s just more of a mess for me to deal with than anything.

thinking about your ingvarrian swear posts and having the thought of hugo developing a crush and when they fight he throws in some sweet pet names too bc he's so frustrated at himself for liking this guy and letting it out during their verbal matches is the only way he can get any kind of release

which eventually results in them having a fight with varian starting it off by calling him something like My Darling or Sweet or Cute and throws hugo off the entire day

THATS SO FUNNY BUT CUTE HELP

ahh~ fighting each other truly is their love language first and foremost like the rivals to lovers sillies that they are <3 already actin like an old married couple before they even started dating and all

Hugo in just a towel 😍🙏🙏🙏

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Random idea that's been living in my head rent free and I needed to yap about it even a little: Hugo doesn't have wanted posters. Like at all. Donella made sure to get rid of all of them because dealing with her employee/son being wanted in like a million towns and kingdoms and whatever would just be a hassle. Donella did keep at least one of them, maybe Hugo's very first since he started working for her. So if in one of the trials (maybe the iron trial) Varian finds Hugo's wanted poster in Donella's base... I really wanna figure out what would happen

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

THIS

Genuinely so tired of people wanting vat7k to be real

Just enjoy fan to fan media dude

Nothing good will come from Disney in this time line

I feel like I said the exact opposite so I'm very confused rn

tag game :3

no pressure tags:

@pirulated @kylebroskiflovski @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @laurens-on-your-side @18th-century-bitch @whimsyfullyloaded @robojosh4444 @ouiouixmonami @purevanillacookies-therapist @almaprincess66 @doodle-bug-nightmares @geo-rosey @half-eaten-baguetteee @kwilooo @lil-gae-disaster @ceo-of-lams @binch-i-might-be

lmk if you would prefer not to be tagged in the future :3

Varigo shipper like me are hungry for Hugo to wear a green dress

“They always used to joke about how alike we were— And I always figured it was just because of our looks, but…The more I hear about her…I think I’m starting to get what they *actually* meant. To be honest, I…kind of wish I had gotten the chance to meet her. If she was still around when I was a kid…I don’t know. Maybe I wouldn’t have felt so alone.”