Stop Lying To Us And Yourself You Lying Liar

Stop lying to us and yourself you lying liar

here a bedtime story ^^;

once upon a time, there was an idiot named Hugo Stupido. Stupido drank soda vodkas and ate a shit ton of dairy, despite being lactose intolerant (and then wondered why he was drunk). He then falls in love with a boy like the faggot he is and lives drunkingly ever after ^^

this is not inspired btw trust

Wow. Maybe I should tell this story to my son tonight to help him sleep. (Or whisper it in his ear while he sleeps to knock some sense into him.)

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I love this Donella design!! Is it an original design? Either way it looks amazing

DONNIE DOODLE

DONNIE DOODLE

I love the dialogue and the art sm!!

In Which After The Events Of The Eternal Library, After The Immediate Heat Has Cooled Down, Hugo Tries
In Which After The Events Of The Eternal Library, After The Immediate Heat Has Cooled Down, Hugo Tries
In Which After The Events Of The Eternal Library, After The Immediate Heat Has Cooled Down, Hugo Tries

in which after the events of the eternal library, after the immediate heat has cooled down, hugo tries damage control OR i said shitty varigo doodles i MEANT shitty varigo doodles

I was born with blonde hair, but by this point it's turned to a light-ish brown that only looks golden and/or red in some lighting, so I just project onto Hugo and give him my exact hair colour. Still figuring out whether or not he'd continue dyeing it well into the future.

As for Donella, I think it'd be fun if she was the only natural blonde in the series. I imagine her in flashbacks to have sorta dirty blonde hair, but ofc eventually it turned grey.

I know everyone under the sun head cannons that Hugo bleaches his hair and even though it would totally be in character and make sense goddamit this series is FULL OF GINGERS LET US HAVE AT LEAST ONE NATURAL BLONDE

Plus, I think it’d be even more gay of him if he just drew in his eyebrows instead

I Know Everyone Under The Sun Head Cannons That Hugo Bleaches His Hair And Even Though It Would Totally

NO!!!! NO!!!!! I REFUSE!!! ITS SO FUNNY IF THERES LITERALLY NOT ONE NATURAL BLONDE IN THIS SERIES. AS A NATURAL BLONDE I SUPPORT IT. HE 100% BLEACHES THAT SHIT IDGAF. HOW IS THAT NOT GAY ENOUGH ALREADY

Also what do you MEANN this series is full of gingers theres literally only like. Ulla and catalina (I ALMOST FORGOT HER IM SORRY CATALINA I LOVE YOU) and the stabbingtons and idk fucking. Feldspar???? I guess???? LMFAOO

And dont you dare tell me “Uhhhm Actually ullas family-“ UHMMM ACTUALLY WE DONT KNOW IF THEY’RE EVEN GINGER. THE ONE DRAWING WE HAVE OF THEM ISN’T EVEN COLORED. YOU GUYS ALL MADE THAT UP. ALSO THEY AREN’T REAL

It also doesn’t even matter frankly bc i don’t even think he’s ginger i think hes more like,, a very reddish brunette?? Like auburn kinda?? I honestly just use such warm colors my brunettes are already kinda reddish, so when i try to add More to hugo’s it just ends up looking red 😭 But its also funny for him to be a ginger because its just another thing to bully him for so i’ll gladly accept that too. Could go either way i guess. Up for interpretation

I Know Everyone Under The Sun Head Cannons That Hugo Bleaches His Hair And Even Though It Would Totally
I Know Everyone Under The Sun Head Cannons That Hugo Bleaches His Hair And Even Though It Would Totally
I Know Everyone Under The Sun Head Cannons That Hugo Bleaches His Hair And Even Though It Would Totally

Varigo Headcanon!

One of the original posts about Hugo said that his glasses had runes that could let him see enchanted objects. I thought I'd take this, but instead of his glasses, it was his goggles, which gave him an excuse to wear them more often.

How is this Varigo? Well, what if when Varian and Hugo are working together on something, Hugo sees a little glow of blue around Varian, mainly his hair and eyes. He asks about it and Varian explains his slight connection to the moonstone (another thing I headcanon). Much later, after Hugo starts coming to terms with his feelings for Varian, he starts to call him "Moonlight" as a nickname

I don't know how to explain things but like we all need wholesome Varigo in our lives I think


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Hi, genuine question, where did the piano hc come from?? Like how did someone come up with that? Also is there a specific canon we all agree on or just "Hugo dropped a piano on Eugene's head once" bc I'd love to write a fic if there isnt


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The Only Exception by Paramore is quite possibly the most Varigo coded song on any of my playlists and I’m physically incapable of listening to it without thinking of them

“Guys disney is gonna make vat7k this time trust me bro-“ its been FIVE YEARS. LET THE MAN DIE.

yong's a feral little shit in the adorable way yes but also he's twelve. he's going to act twelve and twelve year olds are notoriously horrible let him be twelve please please please he's not five


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