????? March ?????? Again ??????

i was just in the middle of a dissasociation episode and for some reason the song man or muppet or whatever popped into my head and now im concious again. literally pulled me out of a mental state that my therapist struggles with. what the fuck

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

it was

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

oh my god

the suffering never ends

angel and devil on my shoulder and one of them is my pcp and the other is uncle traveling matt. i see one of those tiny glass sculptures of animals. they both immediately start screaming.

idk if i already posted about this but. fraggle rock. doozertubes. theyre why i want to eat glass. any time i see any thin glass anything a little gay coded evil muppet in the back of my brain tells me to eat it and honestly who am i to disobey him?

sin of empathy

I'm getting hanged tomorrow in the town square for having a kind heart

sometimes im having a good, sane day inside my little bubble and then remember that one of my friends thinks that im queer because of brain damage

blacephalon because its a clown that explodes

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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

THERE IT ISSSS