In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
Hello, guys!
I don’t usually post things of this nature, so I’m sorry if I’m doing it incorrectly. I’d like to inform everyone that there’s a young man in Gaza by the name of Beesho AlGhazzawi.
He and his family, among many others, are trapped in the northern part of Gaza without basic necessities for survival, and are desperately trying to flee the war zone as quick as possible.
Here’s the gofundme link! You don’t have to donate anything if you don’t have the possibility to. But I think sharing is the least we can do.
me at 2am vs me at 2pm
to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end
the fact that, in the text post, bruce is the one slipping through dick's fingers kills me. bruce wont be young forever because hes not immortal or invincible, but dick's so not used to thinking like that. ouchie
*plays slipping through my fingers by ABBA*
This was made for this tumblr post I made a while ago.
expect an essay on "the library at the very bottom of this place" by the narcissist cookbook fairly soon but also i might make a different blog for my linguistics/essay shit. if i do ill link it but yeah :]
Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".
okay i know that the blog this is from is very dead now but i quote this on a daily basis and i just think about it a lot okay
Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret
every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with
update we now have linnet #2
bird!! im probably going to do more later because yeah (i dont know how to tag things)
if it werent so expensive i would just eat like a bear all the time. blackberries and salmon. 24/7. fuck yeah.
he/him, artist, writer, heavily hyperfixated on dc (specifically the robins rn), traumatized and has the attention span and general inflection of a small insect thats been stepped on. enjoy
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