Latest Posts by therabiesfairy - Page 2

I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

monkey :]

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

if they mean intimacy like emotional support and care, yes, because everyone does. if they mean intimacy as in "men are entitled to sex and treating their wives/girlfriends/whatevers as mothers", NO. that is all

tuck him back in :[

tw: pedos

i am so afraid to post gibberish. i wanted to post "oobey eeby" on some shit because it gave oobey eeby vibes but like what if oobey eeby is secret pedophile code or some shit. any emoji combo could be an obscure signal meaning that im a trump supporter and hate puppies

my personal go to when my mom tries to pull the "i never did that! that never happened! that only happened once!" move is iust to say "okay momma :]" as if i were talking to an old woman who thinks ww1 is ongoing and her husband has just been captured by the japanese

if the so-called batman fandom on this website was worth anything my dash would be perpetually flooded with art of Barbara Gordon wearing this shirt

Another post about worried parent Dick Grayson

unironically one of the most frustrating parts about being a teenager is that everyone always assumes youre suddenly Up To No Good and that, even though youve had a nearly perfect track record harmful shenanigans-wise, you are now evil and terrible and cruel and are now looking for Debauchery and Turpitude. dude just because you and your friends were difficult unsupervised teenagers does not mean i am come on

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

okay little me rant. if you are someone who looks at abstract art and goes "i could do that!!!" DO IT. DO IT. I DARE YOU. I SURE AS HELL CANT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CONVEY EMOTIONS AND FORM AND DEPTH WITH SHARP CONTRAST AND VAGUE SHAPES?? THAT SHIT IS HARDDDD

i spent most of my early life around mechanics and car people because those were all my dad's friends. if you dont know, the term for whenever a car is all black (interior, detailing, exterior) is "murdered out". the time that i spent NOT around mechanics and car people was at my grandma's, who is obsessed with crime shows and did not think of how not good it was to watch those in the presence of young children. i, five years old, had a black horse plushie. i connected the dots of something all black being "murdered out" and the voice that the guy on the tv made when talking about murder and would introduce my black horse plushie as "MURDERRRR" with the deepest and gravelliest voice i could manage as a toddler. this is why my kingergarten teacher told my parents to take me to a priest

(edit because i forgot how old kids are in the second grade and that is very not right??)

Me, introducing stuffed animals : this is Arnold he is in jail for first degree murder

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

a girl in my krav maga class walked up to me, called me pretty, and kneed by harder than i have ever been kneed in my life directly in my stomach. i wouldve died without the cushion. honestly good for her

For context: Ukrainians took to the streets in 2013 to oust pro-Russian president Viktor Yanukovych and restore 2004 amendments to their constitution that weakened presidential power over their parliament. They blocked up the streets of Kyiv with tires (as well as bricks and anything else they could get their hands on), building barriers that prevented the military from removing protestors.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_of_Dignity

What the media won't show

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

I think Damian is a very kind person. SO much SO that he forgives his crazy father, Bruce, for repeatedly hurting him emotionally.

And... I think Bruce must be aware of this, which is why he was afraid when Damian said he would stop being Robin.

"HE DID NOT COME TO GOTHAM TO BE BRUCE WAYNE'S SON OR TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE."

What Bruce said to Jason in Batman and Robin #18 is true. Even though Damian is underage, he is capable enough to live on his own without parental guidance.

Damian is different from Bruce's other adopted children, not because he is Bruce's biological son, but because Damian doesn’t need parents to support him in terms of living and everyday needs. (Of course, he's Al Ghul, and Talia has taught him enough skills to survive without his parents.)

Therefore, I’m not surprised that Bruce expressed his fear of losing Damian when he said, "HE CAME FOR BATMAN. IF HE IS NOT BATMAN'S PARTNER ANYMORE, THERE IS NOTHING KEEPING HIM HERE."

It seems that the world's greatest detective and the world's most clueless father are the same person.

Bruce doesn’t even realize that Damian still wants to be the son of Bruce Wayne.

Damian still wants the things Bruce gives to his adopted children so easily : unconditional love & trust.

Not love & trust that are earned by being tested and proving that Damian is good enough to be Bruce’s son.

friendly reminder that i do still consider fanfiction to could as novels if they are novel length mostly because of dantes inferno

fanfic authors b like ‘haha this chapter got a little out of hand it’s a little longer like 60k words’

babes that’s a novel. you wrote a novel.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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sin of empathy

I'm getting hanged tomorrow in the town square for having a kind heart