Monkey :]

idk if i already posted about this but. fraggle rock. doozertubes. theyre why i want to eat glass. any time i see any thin glass anything a little gay coded evil muppet in the back of my brain tells me to eat it and honestly who am i to disobey him?

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

unrelated to everything forever but at the end of like him by tyler the creator his mother admits to keeping his father out of his life which has obviously caused a lot of distress in tylers life and the song cuts off directly whenever his mother says "just, you know, forgive me" because the entire song was about the lack of healthy parental figures in his life and in the secind verse tyler tells himself that he would never judge his mother for her actions in keeping his father away because technically everything turned out fine but the fact the moment shes finished dropping a bombshell on her son she demands forgiveness (not asks for because if she were asking we wouldve said "please" and wouldnt have said "im sorry i was young" with no comma or pause indicating more of an accusatory apology than a genuine one)

little rant under the cut about mental illnesses and people being dumb

one of my least favourite things in the world is people who use mental illnesses as insults. "i dont like them so theyre a narcissist" is one, not a thing, two, not an insult. thats a personality disorder, not something to be used to hurt someones feelings. same thing as using gay as an insult but, for some reason, significantly more socially acceptable. being narcissistic, bipolar, schizophrenic, or anything of the sort is not an insult, its just putting down people who are mentally ill. genuinely it just infuriates me.

i love dc so much and bernard is a great character but the fact that his name is bernanrd immediately makes me question his morality. i know they named him like that to fit in with the rest of the 40s-60s character names (at least i assume so) but bernard??????

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

im going to make my mom danishes for valentines day because yeah but we're out of eggs and i would genuinely rather eat a lego than go into a store today rip

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

i was just in the middle of a dissasociation episode and for some reason the song man or muppet or whatever popped into my head and now im concious again. literally pulled me out of a mental state that my therapist struggles with. what the fuck