Not Enough Platonic Cuddling In This World Methinks

I want big man pick me up squish me into ball dribble me.

idk if anyone else felt this way, but in the Shapeshifter ep of Dungeon Meshi, it's treated like a joke that all the copies of Laios are super obviously not him, but isn't it kind of fucked up that Laios's closest companions don't seem to view him as... whole?

None of his companions had an accurate view of him as a person! One of the copies was a stupid, drooling mess! And on top of this, they all believed that because Laios struggles with social cues he wouldn't be observant to them as people. They just... fundamentally don't understand him.

I think the really accurate copies of the rest of the party was drawn from Laios's mind. His powers of observation and analytics are his strength, but that's not the same as being good with social cues.

Anyway. It made me really sad. I know his party cares about him, but it's so isolating to know your friends don't know you.

she chuckie on my cheese till i pizza in her funhouse

Selling my soul (going into debt) to foul powers of unimaginable evil (government and private lenders) so that i might gain great arcane knowledge (go to college)

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

my personal idea of hell is an eternity of sheltered 26 year old queers showing me 2018 tweets which call random things genders and waiting for me to laugh.

Now we must teach them commerce

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

hehehwheje long option

I already slapped myself in the face. Make sure they all have to do it too, or my suffering will have been in vain

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics